Have to love it when they cross companies

This is a Microsoft award issued out of England, yet Microsoft is American Based. Even stranger is that they are using a Japanese based Yahoo email address. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s starting to resemble military intelligence at work here.

Sent from: microsoft8342@yahoo.co.jp

The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United Kingdom September 2012. These Draws are commemorative and as such special. Please be informed by this winning notification, to file your claims, you are to make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you through the process to facilitate the release of your prize. To file for your claim Please Contact your fiduciary agent (Mrs. Jessica Owen) through the information below.

 

Mrs. Jessica Owen.

Microsoft Windows Promotion

Email: microsoft8341@yahoo.co.jp

MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT (UK).

 

You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent with the following details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications: Your Name (in Full), Country (include your full residential address), Tel Number: Mobile Number: Age, Ticket Numbers, Batch Number, Serial Number, Lucky Numbers as indicated in this winning Notification and Phone numbers. You have to specify the mode of receiving your funds, either by Bank Telegraphic Transfer or Courier Delivery of your winning funds. Thank you for being part of this promotional award program.

 

Our special thanks and gratitude to Mr. Steve Ballmer, Bill Gates and their associates. We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune. Thank you for being part of our commemorative year Anniversary Draws.

 

Sincerely,

Dr. Steve Jordan

Microsoft Promotion Team.

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Confidentiality Notice: This e-mail message, including any attachments, is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and contains confidential and privileged information. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure, or distribution is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply e-mail and destroy all copies of the original message.

 

 

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Spam from a fan #2

Once again Boban has giving me something new, it’s a variation on the last one. He also apparently responded to them and got a quick email back. Have to give these guys credit, they actually work for their scam.

2012/10/22 <info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com> CHEVRON NIGERIA LIMITED,

2 Chevron Drive, Lekki Peninsula
Private Mail Bag 1282
Lagos, Nigeria.
Email: info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com
Fax: +234 8184105796

ATTENTION: BOBAN ***** ****** *****

We Are Please To Bring To Your Notice That Your Qualification And Experiences Is Found Suitable For Employment With Chevron Nigeria Limited.

We Hereby Attached An Advance Copy Of The Contract Terms   For Your Perusal. On Your Satisfaction With The Contract Terms You Are Expected To Sign It And Send It Back To Us Immediately Via E-Mail Attachment.

Also, You Are To Attach In The Contract Terms A Copy Of Your Most Recent Passport- Photograph For Us To Forward To Your Employer Chevron Nigeria Limited For The Release Of Your Employment Letter.

However Once We Are Through With The Signing Of The Contract Terms And Employment Letter, An Immigration Lawyer Who Will Be Contracted To Assist And Guide You On The Immigration Procedures.

His Primary Assignment Is To Make Sure Your Workers / Resident Permit, Cable Visa And Expatriate Quota Approval Are Granted Without Delay.

Your Consistency Will Be Highly Needed In Order For You To Meet Up With The Stipulated Date Of Resumption.

You Are to Furnish the Immigration Lawyer with Documents That Will Be Required by the Nigerian Immigration Service In order For Them to Grant These Approvals on Time.

As Soon As Your Resident/Workers Permit, Cable Visa And Expatriate Quota Approval Is Granted Here In Nigeria It Will Be Faxed To The Nigerian High Commission In Your Location Who Will In Turn Invite You For An Interview For A Str Visa.

A Copy Of The Approval From The Nigerian Immigration Service Will Also Be Faxed To Your Employer Chevron Nigeria Limited In Order For Them To Start Making Arrangements On How To Pay You Your First Month Entitlements That Will Cover Your Flight Tickets And Other Miscellaneous Expenses Incurred In The Course Of Your Traveling.

The Contract Signing And Immigration Matters Is Suppose Not To Take More Than Two Weeks, Since We Are Working With A Limited Time.

Faithfully,

MR. SAMUEL JASPER

HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES

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Dear Mr. Samuel Jasper

I have a few questions for you before I send the signed agreement,picture and copy of the passport. These are the questions:
Do I have to come a week before the 26th November 2012 or 26 November is the start of the contract.
In my country there is no bank with offshore accounts so I would have to go to Cyprus to opened it, I’m interested in whether some domestic bank  in Serbia with foreign currency account
can do.
Do I need an international driver’s license?

Faithfully,

Boban ***** ****** *****

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2012/10/24 <info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com>
CHEVRON NIGERIA LIMITED,

2 Chevron Drive, Lekki Peninsula
Private Mail Bag 1282
Lagos, Nigeria.
Email: info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com
Fax: +234 8184105796

ATTENTION: BOBAN ***** ****** *****

Yes you have come latest two days before the contract date.

and also you can use any of your foreign currency account.

we don’t have much time you have to make it fast.

The Contract Signing And Immigration Matters Is Suppose Not To Take More Than Two Weeks, Since We Are Working With A Limited Time.

Faithfully,

MR. SAMUEL JASPER

HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES –

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Spam from a fan #1

I have so much spam that I am almost a year behind going through it all so I apologize to everyone that sends stuff my way, it takes me a while to get to it, but I do eventually get there.

I got several Spams from my friend Boban and it’s a new one for me. I don’t think I have gotten hiring Spam before.

2012/10/9 chevron nigeria <chevroncarree@hotmail.com>

CHEVRON RECRUITMENT 2012

ATTN: SIR

CHEVRON NIGERIA LIMITED

You are here by notified that your qualifications and experiences
were found suitable for the
requirements of Chevron Nigeria Limited.
For verification and screening you are to submit your most recent
resume through our e-mail…….

info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com

And also indicate your present and expected salary.

Faithfully,
Chevron Recruitment Unit.

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I have a company now

and I need a loan for that company NOT. I have enough trouble making my own mortgage payment, why would I get a loan for a company I don’t have from a company I have never heard of?

 

 Sent from: Marie Ward loans@foresterbusinesslending.com

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From: Marie Ward <loans@foresterbusinesslending.com>
To: Acarvelli <acarvelli@rocketmail.com>
Sent: Saturday, November 3, 2012 7:06 PM
Subject: Funding your Business

 

Dear Acarvelli,

I am writing to arrange a little time to speak with you because it appears to be your company might meet the requirements for additional funding provided by our firm Forester Lending. Specifically, I would like to get in touch with you because my firm specializes in providing Merchant Cash Advance and business loans to entrepreneurs to help them start, build, and grow their organizations.

 

• No Upfront Fees

• 90% Approval Rate in 24 Hours

• No Collateral Needed (your business or personal assets are safe)

• When approved, Funding is usually provided in 1 week

• We fund all types of companies, but we have almost a 100% approval rate if your organization processes credit cards.

 

To see how much funding your business qualifies for see our website @ http://foresterlending.com/business-cash-advance/.

Our application process is streamlined and easy-you’ll typically know how much you qualify for within a day, and receive the money in as little as a week.

Finally, we have currently funded over 50,000 business loans to help business owners like you grow their companies and achieve their goals.

Please let me know a DATE and TIME that works for you, for a quick call to discuss the details.  My office phone number is listed below if you have questions you can reach me at 877-720-8462.

 

 

—

Marie Ward

Office (877) 720-8462

3470 East Coast Ave STE 2310, Miami FL 33137

 

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Trying to move boosted cars?

That’s what it sounds like to me anyhow, or it did until I checked out the website. It seems that Major World Auto Company is legitimate; however someone is spamming with their name in order to phish.  If you get this email, do not blame the company. They are apparently doing all that they can to stop the spam and phishing. You can check out there response at http://www.majorworld.com/note-to-customers.aspx

sent from: <major_world@aol.com>;

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From: Major World Auto Company <bructom@live.com>
To:
Sent: Saturday, November 3, 2012 4:53 AM
Subject: Hello…….

Hello,

We at Major World USA, an American New and Used car export company selling cars. We export American cars to various countries in the world. We have extensive stocks of American cars which satisfy your needs. We guarantee Good condition, Good price, Quick service.

Right now we are doing sales at a very cheap price of any choice of your kind car.

Land Cruisers, Prado Jeep, Hilux / Land Cruiser pickups of such different made of car’s at a very cheap price, as well as an extensive inventory of New and Used Vehicles. As the World’s Largest car dealer, we always have a great selection of new and used cars, trucks, SUV, and crossovers.

We want you to take an advantage of this opportunity. Kindly provide a specification of such vehicle that you would like to buy or browse our website bellow to give our stock number of kind vehicle that you want to purchase from us and we will get back to you with photo’s with full specification/details.

Note: If you simply wish to be our sales Agent/or a representatives in your country. If interested, you can contact us by sending a scan copy of your company registration certificate, copy of your International passport, copy of your Utility Bill with a valid office/house address.

We are looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours Truly,
Tom Bruce

MAJOR WORLD
43-40 Northern Blvd
Long Island City, NY 11101
Phone: TEL:+ 1 212 359 1616
FAX:1 647 7237352
Website:  http://www.majorworld.com
E-mail: major_world@aim.com

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Some strange email marketing scam?

Not sure what this one wants

 sent form: <thesmtp2012@gmail.com>;

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From: Wasif Ahmad <thesmtp2012@gmail.com>
To: acarvelli@rocketmail.com
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:55 PM
Subject: It’s Important

Hi,Look, you opened my email and I am sure sending emails work great.I am sorry to bother you if this email is against your interest but Ipromise I won’t email you again if I don’t hear back from you. I amhere with an offer. Does sending emails to 1 million targeted people

sound good to you? You can market your product/service to the peoplereal quick and believe me email marketing works great. This email isa proof. You can just reply to this email and I can get you the bestsolution.Looking forward to hear back from your side.

Regards,

Wasif Ahmad

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Still no Africa

Things are looking up, I was getting sick of Africa

 sent from: joseph_wong@nba2k.com.cn

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From: Mr. Joseph Wong <josephwong@live.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:07 PM
Subject: I have a business transaction for you.

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship. I am Mr. Joseph Wong, bank officer with the Hang Seng Bank Ltd of Hong Kong. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us. Contact me on my confidential Email address (joseph_wong@nba2k.com.cn) I shall furnish you with more information about this operation immediately I receive a positive response from you.

Regards,
Joseph Wong

 

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Liberian Diamond and Trade

and not a single mention of Africa. It’s a nice change

 

Sent from: eluchimarkabia@hotmail.com

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From: Abia <eabia111@yahoo.com.hk>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 2:20 PM
Subject: I need your help

Dear Friend,
Good day, Firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified/Post-mail. It is
understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me, But I have a lucrative business offer of mutual interest to share with you,hence, this letter to you.

I humbly crave your indulgence to read this e-mail with all seriousness of purpose devoid of any doubt in your mind because this project is based on Trust, Confidentiality and Sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds.

My name is MR, ELUCHI MARK ABIA. I am a LIBERIAN Iwas in the government  of the Former President of Liberia (Charles Taylor)

I need you to assist me in repatriating some funds.I need your foreign partnership to assist me to invest in your country.I have interest in stocks,real estate and any other profitable businesses you may wish to recommend.

I realised this fund from sales we made in cash from Liberia Diamond and Timber trades during the administration of President Charles Taylor.

I  assure you that this project will bring us together for a long lasting relationship.I need your private phone number,full names,address so that i can forward to you more details.

All i intend to do now is to safe guide this fund, by making sure that this fund moves from  where it it now to your account.

Once this money is  transferred to you in your country, i will come over immediately for the investment.

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.Please indicate your interest by sending an email.
I await your response as soon as possible.

Best Wishes,
Eluchi Mark Abia

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Hey! It’s a new one

or at least a new war, it is still a banking manager in Burkina Faso though, so it’s not totally new.

 sent from: rostetia@o2.pl

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From: teresa paulo <rosrostia1@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 5:20 AM
Subject: indicate your interest in this proposal

Greetings from Dr.

Dear friend, I am DR. ROSETERESA PAULO THE MANAGER, AUDIT AND ACCOUNTING IN Burkina Faso .

I know my message will come to you as a surprise. Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you, I hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring sum of (USD $13.500, 000.00) into your account within 10 to 14 banking days. This requires a private arrangement; the details of the transaction will be furnished to you if you indicate your interest in this proposal.

This money has been dormant for years in the bank without claim, I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person (owner of the account) who died along with his entire family during the Iraq war in 2006

I don’t want the money to go into our bank treasurer account as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why i contact you so that the bank will release the money to you as the next of kin to the death customer and we share the money together. Please i would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you full details on how the business project will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum.

Kindly fill this information’s requested below in returns then i will give you more details with application form for the claim.

Your full name: —
Your Country: —
Phone Number: —
Your Age and occupation: —

I expect your urgent response if you agree to handle this project.

Best regard.

Dr.ROSETERESA PAULO.

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FedEx Courier Service

good email here, they actually expect me to fall for it with no logos and no FedEX links? Come on do you really think I am that stupid? FedEX (and most other companies) will ALWAYS include links and logos because they want you to buy things.

 sent from: fedex.couriercompany@aol.com

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From: FedEx Courier Service <johsepk@live.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:36 AM
Subject: Hello……

Dear Customer!

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote its content to you via email for privacy reasons.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $250,000.00USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are Shippable. The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in Nigeria West Africa We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Orderand COD MODE is not operational.

What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for Immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address; you will have to pay the sum of $162USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirm your information, it will take only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it’s designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid for by your colleague before your package was registered. Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. Kindly, note that your colleague did not leave us !
!with any further information. We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the Expiry date of your package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the
details given below:

FedEx Online Delivery Post
Contact Person: Young Lytle
Email: fedex.couriercompany@aim.com
Telephone: +234-8168636735

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given
above. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone
numbers.

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
MOBILE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:

Kindly complete the above form and summit it to the delivery manager on: fedex.couriercompany@aim.com

As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fee. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $162USD, they will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attached letter to your residence. It usually takes 24 hours being an overnight delivery service.

Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he hasn’t fixed his phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the receiver?s column as the recipient of the foremost package.

Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful
reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Jane Betty Blaire.
FedEx Team Management.
All rights reserved. © 1995-2012

 

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