Still no Africa

Things are looking up, I was getting sick of Africa

 sent from: joseph_wong@nba2k.com.cn


From: Mr. Joseph Wong <josephwong@live.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:07 PM
Subject: I have a business transaction for you.

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship. I am Mr. Joseph Wong, bank officer with the Hang Seng Bank Ltd of Hong Kong. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us. Contact me on my confidential Email address (joseph_wong@nba2k.com.cn) I shall furnish you with more information about this operation immediately I receive a positive response from you.

Regards,
Joseph Wong

 

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Liberian Diamond and Trade

and not a single mention of Africa. It’s a nice change

 

Sent from: eluchimarkabia@hotmail.com


From: Abia <eabia111@yahoo.com.hk>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 2:20 PM
Subject: I need your help

Dear Friend,
Good day, Firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified/Post-mail. It is
understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me, But I have a lucrative business offer of mutual interest to share with you,hence, this letter to you.

I humbly crave your indulgence to read this e-mail with all seriousness of purpose devoid of any doubt in your mind because this project is based on Trust, Confidentiality and Sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds.

My name is MR, ELUCHI MARK ABIA. I am a LIBERIAN Iwas in the government  of the Former President of Liberia (Charles Taylor)

I need you to assist me in repatriating some funds.I need your foreign partnership to assist me to invest in your country.I have interest in stocks,real estate and any other profitable businesses you may wish to recommend.

I realised this fund from sales we made in cash from Liberia Diamond and Timber trades during the administration of President Charles Taylor.

I  assure you that this project will bring us together for a long lasting relationship.I need your private phone number,full names,address so that i can forward to you more details.

All i intend to do now is to safe guide this fund, by making sure that this fund moves from  where it it now to your account.

Once this money is  transferred to you in your country, i will come over immediately for the investment.

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.Please indicate your interest by sending an email.
I await your response as soon as possible.

Best Wishes,
Eluchi Mark Abia

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It seems to be a family affair

I previously had one of these from Zenab Justin Yak. If their fathers names weren’t slightly different I would think that these two were twins…maybe their fathers were?

 sent from: msyakmariam@yahoo.com.hk


From: Ms Mariam Justin Yak <mariamjustyak04@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:29 AM
Subject: Dear Beloved

 

Dear Beloved,

Let me first introduce myself to you, I am a citizen of Sudan but currently staying in Burkina Faso. My name is Miss Mariam Justin Yak, 24years old originated from Sudan. I got your E-mail address/profile through my internet search from your country national chamber of commerce when I was searching for a good and trust worthy person who will be my friend and I believe that it is better we get to know each other better and trust each other because I believe any good relationship will only last if it is built on truth and real love.

My father Dr. Justin Arrobe Yak was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization. My father Dr. Justin Arrobe Yak and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials had been on board when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008. You can read more about the crash through the below site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7380412.stm

After the burial of my father, my uncles conspired and sold my father’s properties to a Chinese Expatriate and live nothing for me.

On a faithful morning, I opened my father’s briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself.

On my arrival, the Branch manager of the Bank whom I met in person told me that my father’s instruction to the bank was the money is release to me only when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me.

More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle has threatened to assassinate me. The amount is $8.4 Million and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso. You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies.

It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to yourself.

Sincerely yours,
Miss Mariam Justin Yak

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I hate spelling errors

and it’s even worse in a business proposition.

 sent from: johnson1978@voila.fr


From: Mr Johnson Johnson. <johnsonjohnson246@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:29 PM
Subject: Honest And Trustworth​y Partner Needed!!!!​!

Dear Friend,

It’s my pleasure to Brief you with this proposal for a financial and business assistance.I know my message will come to you as a surprise.Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference to the transfer of USD$10.5M to your account for onward investment ( Hotel industries and Estate building management,Factory and Textile Productions And Extruction of Raw Materials To finished Product For Useage) or any profitable Oriented business in your country.

I Need you to stand as my foreigh partner for investment in your country and also next of kin to these fund am about to transfer to you if accepted by you to work with me and receive the fund Amounting to $10.5m.

Please reply immediately if you are interested,so that I can give you more information. Be Rest Assure that these fund transfer to your custody is risk free and profit oriented to both of us.

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Regards,
Mr Johnson_Johnson.

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I dont remember seeing Damascus before

What I don’t get is how can I get her son an education when in the first paragraph she told me he died? Do they have special schools for the dead now?

 sent from: mrshalima@rediffmail.com


From: Mrs Halima Sufian Al Alao <mrshalima@sify.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2012 3:24 PM
Subject: Dear Beloved,

Dear Beloved,

I am glad to know you, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid, I am the above named person Mrs Halima Sufian Al Alao, I am from Damascus Syrian Arab Republic, presently seeking asylum in Burkina Faso with my sickness due to Syrian political affairs, Please I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears In my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I want to tell you this because i don’t have any other option than to tell you because I never knew things would turn this way as I was touched to cry out and open up to you. I have been working as Ministry of Economy and Trade for 16years before i became sick and very unwell to continue the work that I started with my beloved husband…I’m married to Dr. Sufian Al Alao, We were married for 31 years with a child of 14years old Son. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When I was the Ministry of Economy and Trade in capital city of Damascus Syrian, I deposited the sum of Eight Million Nine hundred thousand United States dollars (US$8,900,000) in a Bank. Presently, this money is still with the Bank. I made this money available for exportation of cotton, and clothing.
Unfortunately, recently my doctor told me that I would not last for the periods of next few months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to invest in a manufacturing and real estatemanagement industry in your country,for the benefit and education of my son Sufian Jr, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 35% Percent of the total money for your personal use While the remaining 65% for my son who will be staying under your kind custody until he is matured enough to take care of himself. The reason because I grew up as an Orphan and i don’t have anybody as my family member, I am doing this so that God will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank and I will also instruct the bank lawyer to issue you a WILL” that will prove you the present beneficiary of the fund in the bank, which is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein,

Waiting to receive your response very urgentely.

Sincerely
Mrs Halima.

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The new Burkinafaso

I think it might be a new country. I do have to give him credit though for keeping consistency in his emails.

 sent from: saamiomar1999@gmail.com


From: saami omar <saamiomar1999@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:03 PM
Subject: Confidential Business Proposal

Dear Friend,

Confidential Business Proposal

Please this is Important and Very Urgent i Have an Urgent Deal Transaction of $14 million Us Dollars to Transfer to your Nominated Bank Account, I am Mr Saami Omar an Auditor, with Accounting Department,BANK OF AFRICA Here in OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

Aftergoing through Some Old Files in the Bank Records, I Discovered that if I Do not Remmit this Money Out Urgently the Money will go Into Our Bank Treasure as an Abandoned Fund. The Owner of this Account Unfortunately Died in the Plane Crash of Union Transport Africains Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 25,2003.

No Other Person knows about this Account or any thing Concerning it,the Account has No Other Beneficiary as My Investigation Proved to Me as Well that His Company Does not know anything about this Account and the Amount involved is ($14million dollars) Fourteen Million United States American Dollars.

I Want to Transfer the ($14million dollars) Fourteen Million United States American Dollars into a Safe Foreigners Account Abroad, but I Don’t know any Foreigner, I am only Contacting you as a Foreigner because this Money can not be Approved to a Local Bank Account Here in Burkinafaso, but can Only be Approved to any Foreign Account because the Money is in US Dollars and the Former Owner of the account is a Foreigner too.

I know that this Message will Come to you as a Surprise as we Don’t know Our Selves before,but be Rest Assure that this is Life Time Business for Both of Us Even for Our Future Generation to Come,With Believe in God that you will Never Let Me Down in this Business.

You are the Only Person that I have Contacted in this Business, so Please Reply Urgently so that I will inform you the Next Step to Take Urgently, Send Me also your Private Telephone and Fax Number I want Us to Meet Face to Face Here in Burkinafaso to Sign a Binding Agreement to Bind Us Together so that you can Receive this Money into Your Foreign Choosen Account or Any Account of your Choice where the Fund will be Safe.Before I will Fly Down to your Country for Withdrawal and Sharing and Other Investments I am Contacting you because of the Need to Involve a Foreigner with Foreign Bank Account and Foreign Beneficiary.

I Need your Full Co-operation to Make this Work Fine because the Bank of Africa Management Burkinafaso is Ready to Approve this Fund to any Foreigner who has Correct Information about this Account, which I am Promise to Feed you With, if you are Able With Capability to Handle such Amount in Strict Confidence and Trust According to My Instructions and Advice for Our Mutual Benefit,

I Need Truthful Person in this Business because I Don’t Want to Make any Mistake I Need your Strong Assurance and Trust. With My Position Now in the Office the Bank Will Transfer this Money to any Foreign Reliable Account, which you can Provide with Assurance that this Money will be Intact Pending My Physical Arrival in your Country for Sharing and Investing My Own Share in any Profitable Investement you will Direct Into.

I Want to Remaind you that your Share has been Carculated at 35% of the Total Sum. I’am Waiting for your Urgent Reply so that i will Give you More Information about this Deal ( saami_omar1999@yahoo.fr )

With regards,
Mr Saami Omar

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You have a lot of typos

If you want to be a businessman, then at least check your spelling.

 

 sent from: mr_philip1970@voila.fr


From: Mr .Philip Armstrong <philiparmstrong1@voila.fr>
To:
Sent: Friday, October 12, 2012 2:01 PM
Subject: Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

 

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Dear Friend,

It’s my pleasure to Brief you with this proposal for a financial and business assistance.I know my message will come to you as a surprise.Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference to the transfer of USD$10.5M to your account for onward investment ( Hotel industries and Estate building management,Factory and Textile Productions And Extruction of Raw Materials To finished Product For Useage) or any profitable Oriented business in your country.

I Need you to stand as my foreigh partner for investment in your country and also next of kin to these fund am about to transfer to you if accepted by you to work with me and receive the fund Amounting to $10.5m.

Please reply immediately if you are interested,so that I can give you more information. Be Rest Assure that these fund transfer to your custody is risk free and profit oriented to both of us.

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Regards,
Mr .Philip Armstrong

 

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