Spam from a fan #2

Once again Boban has giving me something new, it’s a variation on the last one. He also apparently responded to them and got a quick email back. Have to give these guys credit, they actually work for their scam.

2012/10/22 <info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com> CHEVRON NIGERIA LIMITED,

2 Chevron Drive, Lekki Peninsula
Private Mail Bag 1282
Lagos, Nigeria.
Email: info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com
Fax: +234 8184105796

ATTENTION: BOBAN ***** ****** *****

We Are Please To Bring To Your Notice That Your Qualification And Experiences Is Found Suitable For Employment With Chevron Nigeria Limited.

We Hereby Attached An Advance Copy Of The Contract Terms   For Your Perusal. On Your Satisfaction With The Contract Terms You Are Expected To Sign It And Send It Back To Us Immediately Via E-Mail Attachment.

Also, You Are To Attach In The Contract Terms A Copy Of Your Most Recent Passport- Photograph For Us To Forward To Your Employer Chevron Nigeria Limited For The Release Of Your Employment Letter.

However Once We Are Through With The Signing Of The Contract Terms And Employment Letter, An Immigration Lawyer Who Will Be Contracted To Assist And Guide You On The Immigration Procedures.

His Primary Assignment Is To Make Sure Your Workers / Resident Permit, Cable Visa And Expatriate Quota Approval Are Granted Without Delay.

Your Consistency Will Be Highly Needed In Order For You To Meet Up With The Stipulated Date Of Resumption.

You Are to Furnish the Immigration Lawyer with Documents That Will Be Required by the Nigerian Immigration Service In order For Them to Grant These Approvals on Time.

As Soon As Your Resident/Workers Permit, Cable Visa And Expatriate Quota Approval Is Granted Here In Nigeria It Will Be Faxed To The Nigerian High Commission In Your Location Who Will In Turn Invite You For An Interview For A Str Visa.

A Copy Of The Approval From The Nigerian Immigration Service Will Also Be Faxed To Your Employer Chevron Nigeria Limited In Order For Them To Start Making Arrangements On How To Pay You Your First Month Entitlements That Will Cover Your Flight Tickets And Other Miscellaneous Expenses Incurred In The Course Of Your Traveling.

The Contract Signing And Immigration Matters Is Suppose Not To Take More Than Two Weeks, Since We Are Working With A Limited Time.

Faithfully,

MR. SAMUEL JASPER

HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES

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Dear Mr. Samuel Jasper

I have a few questions for you before I send the signed agreement,picture and copy of the passport. These are the questions:
Do I have to come a week before the 26th November 2012 or 26 November is the start of the contract.
In my country there is no bank with offshore accounts so I would have to go to Cyprus to opened it, I’m interested in whether some domestic bank  in Serbia with foreign currency account
can do.
Do I need an international driver’s license?

Faithfully,

Boban ***** ****** *****

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2012/10/24 <info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com>
CHEVRON NIGERIA LIMITED,

2 Chevron Drive, Lekki Peninsula
Private Mail Bag 1282
Lagos, Nigeria.
Email: info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com
Fax: +234 8184105796

ATTENTION: BOBAN ***** ****** *****

Yes you have come latest two days before the contract date.

and also you can use any of your foreign currency account.

we don’t have much time you have to make it fast.

The Contract Signing And Immigration Matters Is Suppose Not To Take More Than Two Weeks, Since We Are Working With A Limited Time.

Faithfully,

MR. SAMUEL JASPER

HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES –

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Spam from a fan #1

I have so much spam that I am almost a year behind going through it all so I apologize to everyone that sends stuff my way, it takes me a while to get to it, but I do eventually get there.

I got several Spams from my friend Boban and it’s a new one for me. I don’t think I have gotten hiring Spam before.

2012/10/9 chevron nigeria <chevroncarree@hotmail.com>

CHEVRON RECRUITMENT 2012

ATTN: SIR

CHEVRON NIGERIA LIMITED

You are here by notified that your qualifications and experiences
were found suitable for the
requirements of Chevron Nigeria Limited.
For verification and screening you are to submit your most recent
resume through our e-mail…….

info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com

And also indicate your present and expected salary.

Faithfully,
Chevron Recruitment Unit.

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FedEx Courier Service

good email here, they actually expect me to fall for it with no logos and no FedEX links? Come on do you really think I am that stupid? FedEX (and most other companies) will ALWAYS include links and logos because they want you to buy things.

 sent from: fedex.couriercompany@aol.com


From: FedEx Courier Service <johsepk@live.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:36 AM
Subject: Hello……

Dear Customer!

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote its content to you via email for privacy reasons.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $250,000.00USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are Shippable. The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in Nigeria West Africa We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Orderand COD MODE is not operational.

What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for Immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address; you will have to pay the sum of $162USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirm your information, it will take only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it’s designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid for by your colleague before your package was registered. Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. Kindly, note that your colleague did not leave us !
!with any further information. We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the Expiry date of your package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the
details given below:

FedEx Online Delivery Post
Contact Person: Young Lytle
Email: fedex.couriercompany@aim.com
Telephone: +234-8168636735

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given
above. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone
numbers.

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
MOBILE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:

Kindly complete the above form and summit it to the delivery manager on: fedex.couriercompany@aim.com

As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fee. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $162USD, they will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attached letter to your residence. It usually takes 24 hours being an overnight delivery service.

Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he hasn’t fixed his phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the receiver?s column as the recipient of the foremost package.

Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful
reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Jane Betty Blaire.
FedEx Team Management.
All rights reserved. © 1995-2012

 

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Appealing to me as a good christian won’t work either

 sent from: st.luke.okoye@msn.com

 

From: Luke Okoye <luke@uniplac.net>
To:
Sent: Saturday, September 8, 2012 1:26 PM
Subject: A cry for Help

Good Day and Peace of the Lord be upon you and your household.
My Name is Luke Okoye, from Nigeria; I was born September 14th 1986 into a
family of 9, 7boys and 2girls. My dad is a retired construction worker, and my
mother a trader. We are Christians (Pentecostal) that love to do the work of God.

I am writing you for assistance so my life will be meaningful by the Grace of
God through Jesus Christ our savior. I need to make something in life so I can
settle down and raise my own family, but I do not want to steal.

I dropped out of school because of the lack for finance (Money). Apart from
schooling, I have talent in Music and I have alot of songs about 45 Songs that
I have written already, but I want to go into transportation business so I can
raise money for my career, but the bank here will not give me a loan because I
do not have collateral. I do not need any money from you, what I need is your
assistance morally and any way you feel its best to assist me to make my life
meaningful.

Sir/Madam, I will forever remain grateful to God and to you if you can assist
me with any used Buss (Vehicle) so I can use for Taxi business. If there is
other alternative you feel is good to help me with in other ventures, I will
be very happy.

Please help change my financial life so it will have a meaning. I promise to
pay you back in anyway, even if you want me to double the cost you use in
purchasing the vehicle (buss), I will and am ready to sign any agreement
papers. Also if you need a copy of my International Passport or any form of
identification, am ready to provide you with it.

Thank you and God Bless.

Luke Okoye.
Mobile: +2347032345734
E-mail: st.luke.okoye@gmail.com

 

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I Found a New sob story

Do you think that they have read my blog and realized that I was sick of seeing the same sob story? This one died in Iraq…at least it’s something different, even if it is still Burkina Faso. I love how they capitalized every word, and their punctuation is atrocious. I’m not even going to talk about their grammar

 


From: Barki Diya <barki_diya2012@yahoo.co.jp>
To:
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2012 6:42 AM
Subject: I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTNACES!

Dear Friend,

How Are You? I Know That This Mail May Come To You Almost A Surprise As We Never Met Before And Please Before You Proceed Reading This mail,This Is True and not An Joke, Well I Saw Your Contact Email From Yahoo Search when I Was Looking For a Foreign Partner, After Much Consideration I Decided To Write You Since I Cannot Be Able To See You Face To Face For Now, At First I Strongly Believed That Any Information Received From The Chambers Of Commerce Office Is Correct And Must Be Trusted. But Never Mind, I Am From (Burkina Faso West Africa) Mr.Barki Diya By Name, An Auditing Debt Manager In Our Bank Here (Bank Of Africa).

I Have An Opportunity To The Sum Of Two Millions, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2.500, 000.00), To Transfer Into Your Nominated Bank Account (The Owner Of The Money) Is An. IRAQ. Who Died A Long With His Entire Family During The Iraq War, Upon Your Reply And Interest To Receive This Fund On My Behalf, I Will Kindly Send You More Details On The Execution Of This Transaction Will Commence, Now I Urge You To Take This Message Seriously And With An Open Mind.So Please Give It A Benefit Of Doubt,And With Good Faith And Trust Join Me And I am Assuring You Now That You Will Never Be Disappointed.Now My Questions Are:Can You Handle This Project With Me? Can I Give You This Trust? Respond Back To Me Or Delete It Off If You Are Not Interested.

If You Accept This Offer To Work With Me, And You Find This Proposal Suitable For You Do Furnish Me With The Following Information.

Your Full Name……………….
Your Country…………….
Your Private Telephone……………
Your Age and Sex………………..
Your Occupation……………

I Will Appreciate It Very Much, If This Proposal Is Acceptable By You, Do Not Make Undue Advantage Of The Trust I Have Bestowed On You, And I Assure You We Can Achieve It Successfully.

Reply me through this email barki_diya2009@sify.com

This Is My Private Phone Number 00226 74 71 07 53.You Can Call Me For More Explanation.

Respectfully
Mr.Barki Diya,
An Auditing Debt Manager Of Bank Of Africa

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Liberia…something new

 

 


From: Abia <eabia111@yahoo.com.hk>
To:
Sent: Monday, July 16, 2012 2:20 PM
Subject: Business Opportunity

Dear Friend,
Good day, Firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified/Post-mail. It is
understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me, But I have a lucrative business offer of mutual interest to share with you,hence, this letter to you.

I humbly crave your indulgence to read this e-mail with all seriousness of purpose devoid of any doubt in your mind because this project is based on Trust, Confidentiality and Sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds.

My name is MR, ELUCHI MARK ABIA. I am a LIBERIAN Iwas in the government  of the Former President of Liberia (Charles Taylor)

I need you to assist me in repatriating some funds.I need your foreign partnership to assist me to invest in your country.I have interest in stocks,real estate and any other profitable businesses you may wish to recommend.

I realised this fund from sales we made in cash from Liberia Diamond and Timber trades during the administration of President Charles Taylor.

I  assure you that this project will bring us together for a long lasting relationship.I need your private phone number,full names,address so that i can forward to you more details.

All i intend to do now is to safe guide this fund, by making sure that this fund moves from  where it it now to your account.

Once this money is  transfered to you in your country, i will come over immediately for the investment.

Presently i reside in Nigeria on political asylum

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.Please indicate your interest by sending an email.
I await your response as soon as possible.

Best Wishes,
Eluchi Mark Abia

 

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Netlink Courier Company??

I love it…a fraud email offering me compensation due to a fraud scam I supposedly fell for.

 

—–Original Message—– From: UNITED NATION FUNDS SETTLEMENT
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:08 AM Subject: compensation payment of $2,759,389 USD.

After much attempts to reach you on phone, I deemed it necessary and urgent to contact you
via your e-mail and to notify you finally about your outstanding compensation payment.

During our last annual calculation of your banking activities we have realized that you are
eligible to receive a compensation payment of $2,759,389 USD.

This compensation is being made to all of you who have suffered loss as a result of fraud,
accident or illness.

What you have to do now is to contact the NETLINK COURIER COMPANY as soon as
possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the

expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivery Charge, Insurance Premium
and Clearance Certificate Fee. The only money you will send to

the NETLINK COURIER COMPANY to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your
country is ($95.00 USD) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of

the Courier Company so far.

Again, don’t be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $95.00 USD Dollars. I
would have paid that but they said no because they don’t know when

you will Contact them and in case of dumurrage.

You have to contact the NETLINK COURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of your Draft
with the following information.

(1)Your Full Names:……….
(2)Residential Address: …………
(3)City:……………..
(4)State:……………
(5)Country:……………
Zip Code:………….
(7)Direct Phone Number#:……….
(8)Office Number#:……………..
(9)Age:………
(10)Occupation:……

And ask them for there payment information so that you can send them there $95.00 USD for
the delivery do not forget the Company do not deliver on COD mode

so have that in mind.

Contact information bellow:
NETLINK COURIER SERVICE
LAGOS, NIGERIA.

Contact Person: Mr. Ogbeide David
Email Address: enetlinkcourier@ymail.com
Tel: +234-803-689-6296

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your delivery address and Direct Telephone numbers to
them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to

give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it
will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further
delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of

$95.00 USD Dollars for their immediate action.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Carlson Lisa
Programme Manager
United Nations Human Settlements Programme
Lagos, Nigeria.

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