Still no Africa

Things are looking up, I was getting sick of Africa

 sent from: joseph_wong@nba2k.com.cn


From: Mr. Joseph Wong <josephwong@live.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:07 PM
Subject: I have a business transaction for you.

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship. I am Mr. Joseph Wong, bank officer with the Hang Seng Bank Ltd of Hong Kong. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us. Contact me on my confidential Email address (joseph_wong@nba2k.com.cn) I shall furnish you with more information about this operation immediately I receive a positive response from you.

Regards,
Joseph Wong

 

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Orphan Homes again

I admit that I haven’t seen this one in a while, but they still need to work on their grammar.

 sent from: mrsharriestparnell@gmail.com


From: Mrs Harrista Parnell
To: acarvelli@rocketmail.com
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: CONTRACT TO BUILD ORPHAN HOMES///////////////

Dear Elect I am happy to know you, but God  knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this  point in time so do not be afraid. i saw your e-mail through my research. i am writing this  mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart, my name is Mrs Harriet Parnell .And am contacting you because i don’t have any other option than to  tell you as i was touched to open up to you, i am married to Mr Bright Parnell who worked with Switzerland embassy in Malaysia for ten years before he died in the year 2008.we were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief  illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death i decided not to remarry again, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of us$ 5.5m(Five Million Five hundred thousand dollars)in a Bank in Kuala Lumpur the capital city of Malaysia in Asia presently this money is still in Bank. He made this money available for exportation of gold from Malaysia mining.Recently, my doctor told me that i would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. Whoever that wants to serve god must serve him in spirit and truth because God is the most high; please always be prayerful all through your life.The one that disturbs me most is my cancer sickness. Having known my condition i decided to hand you over this money and the gold to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way i am going to instruct herein. i want you to take 40 percent of the total money for your personal use while 60% of the money will go to charity” people in the street and helping the orphanage. I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good not even good at all because they are the one that responsible for the death of my late husband in other to have all my late husband properties and i don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by those that conspired for his death. i grew up as an orphan and i don’t have anybody as my family member, just to endeavor that the name of god is maintained… am doing this so that god will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much. As soon as i receive your reply i shall give you the contact of the bank in Malaysia and i will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as i stated herein.Also i want you to go to the bank manager one on one to meet them for the claim because i don’t need any delay; if you are ready to claim the fund i need you to go and see with your eyes. Hoping to receive your reply.Sincerely Mrs Harriet Parnell

 

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Different name, same lazy email

They aren’t even putting effort into their spam

 


From: saidur rahman <saidur2007885@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2012 6:56 PM
Subject: Hello

Hello
Compliment of the day to you.( Mr.Saidur rahman ), I am sending this brief letter to solicit your partnership to transfer $10.5million US Dollars. I shall send you more information and procedures when I receive a positive response from you through my private email address ( saidur@mynet.com).
Very truly yours,
Mr.Saidur rahman
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Is Malaysia the new Africa?

It would appear there is a new country in the running.

 

 


From: Jessica Philip <jesyphil4@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:48 AM
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL DEAL

 

GREETINGS.

This mail might come to you as a surprise but please consider it as a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility. My name is Jessica Philip. I am from United Kingdom but I live in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, I am a single mother with one kid, my husband is no more alive, He died since the year 2008 after two months we had our only son, I am the personal account officer to the late great Indonesian man, the diseased customer who has an account in one of our bank here in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. The fund has been lying in a suspense account without anybody coming to put claim over the money since the death of the account owner who was a victim of December 26, 2004 Tsunami in Indonesia

My reason of contacting you is to assist me transfer the fund ($ 10,600.000 USD) Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand United State Dollars from a Cooperate Bank here in Malaysia to your overseas account. First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential. I am sure and have confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude. I solicit your assistance to enable us transfer the said amount into your safe account for onward investment.

You can either provide us with an existing account or to setup a new Bank account immediately to receive this money, even an empty account can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in you and believing that you will never let me down either now or in future because this business is my life. The owner of this account is an Indonesian and no other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary, As a matter of fact; I have decided to transfer this fund abroad for investment and mutual benefit since I am the personal accountant to the deceased.

I am only contacted you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a person here, but it can only be approved to any foreigner who has the correct information of the account, at the conclusion of the transfer you will take 40%, and the remaining 60% will be for me. As soon as I hear from you and upon your strong assurance that you will not let me down once the fund go into your account I will then send you the more details about the transaction immediately for more understanding.
If you are interested, please forward the following information as below:

{1} Your Name……………………..

{2} your Telephone No…………………

{3} Your Occupation…………………

{4} Your Country of Origin…………………

{5}Your Age…………………

Reply to this email address;

Best Regards
Mrs. Jessica Philip
The Auditing And Accounting Manager
Alliance Bank Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

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It’s all lazy spam lately

Come on people if your going to try and scam us, at least put some effort into it.


From: Liu Wang <wang@9.cn>
To:
Sent: Friday, August 17, 2012 5:28 AM
Subject: Re:

I am Mr. Liu Wang from Taipei, Taiwan capital. I seek your partnership in re-profiling funds. In summary the funds are coming via bank of Taipei, Taiwan please get back for more informations: liu_wang@3mail.ieLiu Wang.

 

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I get to build orphan homes

However…why would I build orphan homes? If nobody wants them, why build them? I think they would have been better off putting homes for orphans or orphanages, but who am I criticize? After all, I don’t write spam for a living, maybe they have their own version of English?

Oh and by the way..Canada doesn’t have an embassy in Malaysia, everything goes through Singapore.


From: Mrs Christabel Awah <mrschristabel7@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 3:51 AM
Subject: YOU WIN A CONTRACT TO BUILD ORPHAN HOMES///////////////

 

Dear Elect I am happy to know you, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid. i saw your e-mail contact at ministries of commerce and foreign trade departments. i am writing this mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart, my name is Mrs Christabel Awah .And am contacting you because i don’t have any other option than to tell you as i was touched to open up to you, i am married to Mr Swota Awah who worked with Canada embassy in Malaysia for ten years before he died in the year 2005.we were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death i decided not to remarry again, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of us$ 8.5m(Eight Million Five hundred thousand dollars)in a Bank in Kuala Lumpur the capital city of Malaysia in Asia presently this money is still in Bank. He made this money available for exportation of gold from Malaysia mining.Recently, my doctor told me that i would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. Whoever that wants to serve god must serve him in spirit and truth because God is the most high; please always be prayerful all through your life.The one that disturbs me most is my cancer sickness. Having known my condition i decided to hand you over this money and the gold to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way i am going to instruct herein. i want you to take 40 percent of the total money for your personal use while 60% of the money will go to charity” people in the street and helping the orphanage. I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good not even good at all because they are the one that responsible for the death of my late husband in other to have all my late husband properties and i don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by those that conspired for his death. i grew up as an orphan and i don’t have anybody as my family member, just to endeavour that the name of god is maintained… am doing this so that god will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much. As soon as i receive your reply i shall give you the contact of the bank in Malaysia and i will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as i stated herein.Also i want you to go to the bank manager one on one to meet them for the claim because i don’t need any delay; if you are ready to claim the fund i need you to go and see with your eyes. Hoping to receive your reply. Sincerely Mrs Christabel Awah.

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I had a business deal fall through?

 That’s news to me…


From: Mrs. Carmen Adam <aevb@sogou.com>
To:
Sent: Saturday, August 4, 2012 8:32 PM
Subject: CONTACT MY SECRETARY URGENT

Attention; Dear Customer

How are you with your family today? I hope fine. I’m happy to inform you
about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation
of a new partner from China Presently I’m in China, meanwhile I didn’t
forget your past efforts to assist me in transferring those funds despite
that it failed us some how. Contact my secretary Mrs. Carmen Adam ,
through his e-mail id ( mrscarmen7@yahoo.com )
Ask him to send you the total cheque of ($ 800.000.00) which I kept for you.

Thanks
Mrs. Carmen Adam

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