I do enjoy being flirted with..

after all, who doesn’t like to know that others find them attractive? I do seem to have a few hangups that just prevent me from finding some of these people even remotely attractive. Could it be their grammar, punctuation, or maybe their spelling? I know what it is…it’s the fact that they don’t even know my name.

  sent from: thelma4shalu@gmail.com


From: thelma shalu <webcccccm@att.net>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 2, 2012 5:07 PM
Subject: hello

 hello dearMy name is Thelma Shalu,i read through your profile today and i became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an e-mail to my e-mail address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am and for the both of us to know each other very well and better in life,and we can achieve it in future because ture love and feeling means alot in future.Here is my private e-mail address you can contact me with it.(thelma4shalu@gmail.com ) I am waiting for your mail to my e-mail address above and aslo, Remember the distance or color does not matter but love,feeling,e-motions and sympathetic love matters alot in life. Thanks,and i promise to be honest and to keep a very good relationship with you. Thelma. Thelma4shalu@gmail.com

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Tobacco Lottery?

What exactly is a tobacco lottery, and when did I sign up for that? My other question is…why do they want to know my occupation?

 Sent from: tob_claim11@hotmail.com


From: Tobacco Lottery <info@tobacco.org>
To:
Sent: Monday, October 1, 2012 10:42 PM
Subject: You Won!!!

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in the Tobacco Award computer
balloting sweepstakes held recently.Your prize is worth 750,000.00 Pounds Sterling.

1.Full name 2.Home Address: 3.Age: 4.Phone Number: 5.Occupation. 6.Amount Won:
7.Annual Income(Optional).

Contact this email for claim (tob_claim11@hotmail.com)

Yours Faithfully,
Juliet Cole,
Customer Care unit.

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Spam quality is dropping

I went through 45 emails and only three were worth worth publishing, it’s almost a waste of my time these days. It looks like I might have to start publishing some of these get rich quick scams that keep coming into my email just so I have something to publish in here.  The names on the emails are different, but everything else is staying the same. Burkina Faso, UK lottery, Cinderella stories and coupes…there is nothing new. Lets see if I have better luck next week.

 

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I’m not even sure that I understand this one

 

 sent from: mr.bowfaso@voila.fr


From: Mrfurstinkumar <mrfurstinkumar@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Monday, October 1, 2012 1:23 AM
Subject: Your Gift of Compensation.

 

Dear Friend,your gift compensation

Compliment of the season I have successfully concluded the transaction. the money has been transferred to China through the assistant of Mr.Pong Eugene, who is a business man base in China. Currently I am in China with him. However, I did not forget you because you are the source of my success.

In appreciate of your assistance I have mapped out a Compensation and wrote on your favour ATM CARD worth of US$ 800.000.00 I left the ATM CARD with my Secretary Mr.Bow Faso, on my departure to China. To receive your ATM CARD,email Mr.Bow Faso and instruct him where to send the ATM CARD worth of US$ 800.000.000 to you.

Pls contact;Mr.Bow Faso on his email address below as he is the person incharge for your ATM CARD.Email: mr.bowfaso voila.fr

Post Office Burkina Faso
Name: Mr.Bow Faso

Mr Majikar Furstin kumar

 

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The Reserve Bank of India …

… apparently has some money for me. It seems it has something to do with a British Lottery that I don’t remember entering. I might be a commonwealth citizen, but I’m not a U.K one and I don’t remember buying any foreign lottery tickets in the last 30 years.

A few minor things I want to point out.

1. Why would an Indian Bank have British lottery money?

2. Why would the funds be in U.S. dollars?

3. Why would I have to pay a processing fee up front? If that much money was really available then they would take it from the larger pot.

I would also like to point out that a large organization would have their own email address, or at least use the same email system for sending and receiving

 Sent From: rbi_foreignexchange.deprt@ymail.com


From: “R.B.I FOREIGN EXCHANGE REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT,DELHI-10011,IND” <b730@mail.tbb.com.tw>
To:
Sent: Friday, September 28, 2012 11:25 AM
Subject: 106 GROSVENOR SQUARE NEW DELHI W1A 1AE

106 GROSVENOR SQUARE NEW DELHI W1A 1AEINDIA Customer Services.Payment File: RBI-DEL/id1033/12.Payment Amount: $ 1,000,000.00 US Dollars.RESERVE BANK OF INDIA OFFICIAL PAYMENT NOTIFICATION Attn: Beneficiary,The Foreign Exchange Transfer Department, Reserve Bank of India has decided to bring to your attention, that you were listed as a beneficiary in the recent schedule for payment of outstanding debts incurred by the BRITISH GOVERNMENT pending since 2007 to 2012 according to your file record with your email address, Your payment is categorized as:Contract type: Lottery/inheritance/ unpaid contract funds/ Undelivered Lottery fundRecently on the 5th of February, 2012. The Reserve Bank of India (RBI) Governor, Dr D. Subbarao and Ban Ki-moon Secretary-General of the United Nations met with the Senate Tax Committee on Finance RBI Mumbai/Delhi branch. Regarding unclaimed funds which have been due for a long run, at the end of the meeting (RBI) Governor, Dr D. Subbarao mandate all unclaimed funds to be released back to the beneficiary stating that it is an unfair practice to withhold funds for government basket for one reason or the other for tax accumulations. Therefore, we are writing this email to inform you that 0ne million US Dollars($1,000,000.00 USD)will be released to you in your name, as it was committed for (RBI) Governor that beneficiary will have to pay crediting fees only. So, you are therefore required to pay 11,500 INR. ONLY in cash deposit. To credit your account immediately making a decline for 2 working days after date of receiving this mail. Also reconfirm your details for crediting.<  Please you are advised to fill the form below and send it immediately to our transfer department for verification through email below for prompt collection of your fund. Manager Name Dr. Steven Ford in charge of foreign exchange Email: rbi_foreignexchange.deprt@ymail.comFill The Form Below:1. Full Names: 2. Residential Address: 3. Mobile Number: 4. Fax Number: 5. Occupation: 7. Sex: 8. Age: 9. Nationality: 10. Country: 11. Marital Status: 12. Winning E-mail id: 13. Bank Name:14. Account Number:15. Account Holders Name:16. Bank Branch: RESERVE BANK OF INDIA (CENTRAL BANK). CONTACT TRANSFER DEPARTMENTEMAIL: rbi_foreignexchange.deprt@ymail.comClaim Your ($100,000,000.00) United State Dollars.NOTE: If you are not the rightful owner of this E-mail AddressPlease don’t reply to this message, for any double claim will lead toDisqualification of this Fund. Be Warned!!!You are to keep all information away from the general public for security reasons.DR D. SUBBARAO.RESERVE BANK OF INDIA GOVERNOR.Accept my hearty congratulation again! Your’s faithfully, Dr D. SubbaraoRBI-DEL/id1033/12.==================================================這封信是由臺灣中小企銀 所寄出,若您非此封信指名之收件者,勿以任何方式複製或揭露此封信之內容、附加文件及資訊。請立即刪除此郵件,並以電子郵件通知本公司。謝謝!

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The Libyan Embassy in Burkina Faso?

I love how this one stresses a few things all in cap locks, as if that is going to make me think that this isn’t spam. Or maybe they just took spam they received and changed a few words, not realizing that they had caps on?

I would really love to hear from one of these people and find out what they actually expect to get and if there are EVER any responses.

 

 

 Sent From: e.lac001@postafiok.hu


From: Evelyn Laccasin <samyv00@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, September 27, 2012 9:39 PM
Subject: Am Writting To You With Sorrow In My Heart.

My Dear Sir/ Madam,  
 
Greetings to you and your family I am happy to know you am writing this mail toyou with tears and sorrow from my heart, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid. I saw your e-mail contact at ministries of commerce and foreign trade departments. Iam writing this mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart,
 
My name is Mrs. Evelyn LACCASIN .And am contacting you because I don’t have anyother option than to tell you as I was touched to open up to you, I am married to Mr. Laccasin Nasri. Who worked with Libyan embassy in Burkina Faso for ten years before he died in the year 2005.

we were married for eleven years withouta child? He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. We are from (Paris) France but based in Africa Burkina Faso since eight years ago am abusiness woman.

Since his death I decided not to remarry again, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of us$ 5.5 m (Five Million Five hundred thousand dollars)in a Bank in OUAGADOUGOU the capital city of Burkina Faso in West-Africa presently this money is still in Bank. He made this money available for exportation of gold from Burkina Faso mining. Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. Whoever that one wants to serve God must serve him in spirit and truth because God is the most high;please always be prayerful all through your life.

The one that disturbs me most is my cancer sickness. Having known my conditionI decided to hand you over this money and the gold to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 40 percent of the total money for yourpersonal use while 60% of the money will go to St Andrews Missionary Home)

I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good not even good at all because they are the one that responsible for the death of my late husband in other to have all my late husband properties and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by those that conspired for his death. I grew up as an orphan and I don’t have anybody as my family member,just to Endeavor that the name of God is maintained… am doing this so that God will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Burkina Faso and I will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Also I will go to the bank manager one on one to meet them for the claim because I don’t need any delay; if you are ready to claim the fund do let me know. Hoping to receive your reply.
 
THE REQUESTED INFORMATION’S BELOW
 
Your Full Name_______________________
Your Home Address____________________
Your Age ____________________
Your Handset Number____________________
Your Occupation _______________________
Your Country   ____________________
Your International passport ____________________

Waiting for your urgent reply confidentially

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Evelyn LACCASIN.

 

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Spam is all the same

After doing a lot of these spam posts I realized how many of them are the same. The smart ones at least change the names, but not always, sometimes they just change the email addresses. I currently have well over 2000 emails to go through in order to post spam on here.

The problem is that it is getting harder to find original spam. I have just gone through 25 emails and only managed to post 4 spams up here. the rest of it was boringly repetitive. Well that is all I am posting for this week and I will see what I come up with for next week. Until then.

Happy surfing.

 

A 26 year old girl from Liberia

wants to make me a business deal….but she can’t even type. Strangely it appears that her father died in the U.S. and she seems to be seeking refuge in my favorite place Burkina Faso.

 sent from: meetgfthanson@sify.com


From: MISS GIFT HANSON <meetgifthanson@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 12:03 PM
Subject: I NEED YOUR URGENT HELP

Hello Dearest One,

How are you today, Please accept my sincere apologises if my email does not meet your business or personal ethics, I really like to have a good relationship with you, and I havea special reason why I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here.

Please I write not only to introduce myselfto you, but also tender a joint investment business proposal for your considerations and acceptance. I know that receipt of my communication shall be a great surprise to you considering the fact that we did not know each other or had any business negotiations before now,

I however, pray your respected self not to allow the above unnatural abnormalities to influence your decision to accept my genuine proposal and intentions which undoubtedly would be of immense mutual benefits to both of us. I pledge to you forurgent and dedicated attention which this issue deserves.

I deemit necessary to introduce myself in detail for you and the need foryour assistance to claim and invest my inheritance for me, I am Miss. Gift Thomas D. Voer Hanson, 26years old girl from Liberia, the onlydaughter of Late National Bank of Liberia Governor, Thomas Hanson whodied on June 8, 2009 at the Delaware County Memorial Hospital in UpperDarby from a massive stroke. Meanwhile he had earlier undergone a kidney transplant in april 2009 at the university hospital ofpennsylvania in philadelphia.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father’s treasury and properties fromme since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.

Meanwhile Iwanted to escape to the Europe but they hide away my internationalpassport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily they did not discover where I kept my Father’s File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presentlyseeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou Republic of Burkina Faso. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investmentassistance in your country.

My father secretly deposited the sumof US$3,628, 000.00 in one of the prime bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary information of the deposit on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund in your country. As you will also help me in an investment, and I will like to complete my studies, as I was in the school in Monrovia-Liberia, before the death of my father.

It is my intention to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is thereason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications shouldbe through this email address only for confidential purposes. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

I am staying at the female hostel. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please I advice you not to disclose it to a thirdparty till I come over, once the fund has been transferred into your account. I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification, then send in your questions.I will try to scan my picture to send in my next mail.

Thanks as I hope to receive from you soon.

Yours Sincerely
Miss Gift Thomas D. Voer Hanson

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There are a LOT of greedy bankers out there

Maybe I should start putting my money in a mattress?

 sent from: petersands343@yahoo.co.uk


From: MR PETER <mr1958@voila.fr>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 9:29 AM
Subject: URGENT POSITIVE TRUST

 

URGENT POSITIVE TRUSTDear Friend,I got your email contact through a personal search and decided to let you know about this packaged financial transaction that will benefit us. I am Mr Peter Sands, the Group Executive Director/ Group Finance Director of the Standard Chartered Bank PLCOn the course of the 2011 end of the year’s report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the Chief Auditor i had Fourty Million  Five Hundred Thousand Pounds (40Million,5 GBP) of which no body/staff or director is aware of and will never be aware of, I have also PLACED this fund on ESCROW CALL ACCOUNT in one of our Bank.As the Group Finance Director, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am compelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account.This fund will be shared between us in the ratio of 50% for me and 40% for you . while 10% for any incurable expenses that will come during the transfer, Please If you accept my offer, kindly contact me for more details. In course of this transaction, there are practically no risk involve because It will be a bank-to-bank transfer. please this is very confidential transaction please.I will appreciate your timely response.With Regards,Mr. Peter Sands.NOTE: Please if however, you are not disposed to assist, kindly delete this email in view of the confidentiality and let me know as soon as possible to enable me look for Capable one.

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An African Princess

 sent from: joyzengo1@rocketmail.com


From: joy zengo <joyzengo1111@hotmail.fr>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 4:34 AM
Subject: HELLO & Greetings to you.

HELLO & Greetings to you.
I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and you would never re-great this.
I am a female student from Burkina Faso University Teachings Hospitals (BUTH) Burkina Faso , Ouagadougou . My father died earlier eight months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years ago before his death. I was a princess to him and my mother is not literate enough to know my father’s entire wealth.
He left the sum of USD $4.350.000.00US dollars. In a security company, this money was annually paid into my late fathers account from the Gold mining company and Colton processing Company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.
I don’t know somewhere in abroad to invest the money so that my father’s kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family because I’m a female according to our African tradition.
Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your bank account that is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because o strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you can help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of annual after Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this money to your country, kindly reach me.
Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to start the transaction as quick as possible, I will send you my photograph as soon as I hear from you.
Yours sincerely,
Princess. Joy Zengo

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