Wow!

I just spent a half hour cleaning out my spam email file. I kept the spam, I just deleted the duplicates, dating websites and coupon and store emails. I went from well over 1000 emails to 512. Do these people really believe that sending the same email 50 times will get my attention more than once?

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I didn’t respond

…so she thought she would try me again

 sent from: jamalabanraisa@gmail.com


From: Mrs.Raisa Aban Jamal <raisaaban.lamal@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 4:30 AM
Subject:

 

Dear Beloved One, I sent you this email about two weeks ago and i got no response, so I am constrained to contact you again via the internet which has been severely abused by fraudsters over the years. My late husband was an oil-servicing equipment merchant, from Libya before his death, and presently I am diagnosed with chronic esophageal cancer in July 2011. My name is Mrs.Raisa Aban Jamal. Please do not think of this letter as one of those being sent around to ask for money later on. In the past one year I have been donating my money, to charity organizations in Malaysia, and India. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked two members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money to charity organizations in Indonesia and Southern Sudan, but they kept the money to themselves. So, if family can do that, why not trust a total stranger. I have one last bulk sum, totaling twenty million dollars $20m that I have with a finance security company in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I need you to retrieve this deposit and distribute it to charity organizations to help earthquake and flood victims in Haiti, Japan, and AIDS/HIV orphans around the world. I have set aside 10% for your time and service. I do not need this money anymore as I have a short time to live. Please reply after reading this mail to enable me release the contact of my lawyer to you who knows about the fund, and have every document intact with him. My lawyer will direct you on how to go about things to ensure the fund is released to you Regards, Mrs.Raisa Aban Jamal

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They don’t even tell me what bank

No bank, not even a country. How can I claim money when I don’t know where it is?

sent from: ibrahimmantu003@gmail.com


From: Ibrahim Mantu <ibrahimmantu002@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Monday, October 8, 2012 6:10 AM
Subject: Greeting’s,

 

Greeting’s,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before, but need not to worry as I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $11.3million immediately to your private account.The money has been here in our Bank lying dormant for years now without anybody coming for the claim of it.
I want to release the money to you as the relative to our deceased customer (the account owner) who died a long with her supposed NEXT OF KIN since 31 January 2000. The Banking laws here does not allow such money to stay more than 13 years,because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury account as unclaimed fund.
By indicating your interest I will send you the full details on how the business will be executed.
Please respond urgently and delete if you are not interested.
Regards,
Mr Ibrahim Mantu.

 

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Orphan Homes again

I admit that I haven’t seen this one in a while, but they still need to work on their grammar.

 sent from: mrsharriestparnell@gmail.com


From: Mrs Harrista Parnell
To: acarvelli@rocketmail.com
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: CONTRACT TO BUILD ORPHAN HOMES///////////////

Dear Elect I am happy to know you, but God  knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this  point in time so do not be afraid. i saw your e-mail through my research. i am writing this  mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart, my name is Mrs Harriet Parnell .And am contacting you because i don’t have any other option than to  tell you as i was touched to open up to you, i am married to Mr Bright Parnell who worked with Switzerland embassy in Malaysia for ten years before he died in the year 2008.we were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief  illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death i decided not to remarry again, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of us$ 5.5m(Five Million Five hundred thousand dollars)in a Bank in Kuala Lumpur the capital city of Malaysia in Asia presently this money is still in Bank. He made this money available for exportation of gold from Malaysia mining.Recently, my doctor told me that i would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. Whoever that wants to serve god must serve him in spirit and truth because God is the most high; please always be prayerful all through your life.The one that disturbs me most is my cancer sickness. Having known my condition i decided to hand you over this money and the gold to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way i am going to instruct herein. i want you to take 40 percent of the total money for your personal use while 60% of the money will go to charity” people in the street and helping the orphanage. I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good not even good at all because they are the one that responsible for the death of my late husband in other to have all my late husband properties and i don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by those that conspired for his death. i grew up as an orphan and i don’t have anybody as my family member, just to endeavor that the name of god is maintained… am doing this so that god will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much. As soon as i receive your reply i shall give you the contact of the bank in Malaysia and i will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as i stated herein.Also i want you to go to the bank manager one on one to meet them for the claim because i don’t need any delay; if you are ready to claim the fund i need you to go and see with your eyes. Hoping to receive your reply.Sincerely Mrs Harriet Parnell

 

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I have a friend

Of course he’s a random friend who pulled my name from the internet Business directory….which one I want to know

 sent from: <maxwellmoore@mynet.com>;


From: Mr Maxwell Moore <maxwellmoore@sify.com>
To:
Sent: Sunday, October 7, 2012 5:23 PM
Subject: Dear Friend.

 

Dear Friend.

My name is mr maxwell moore. I got your contact email address from the internet Business directory and decided to contact you for this transaction that is based on trust.I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($10.5m) million to your account.The transfer is risk free on both sides hence you are going to follow my instruction till the fund is transfered to your account

Having gone through a methodical search,I decided to contact you hoping that you will find this proposal interesting. Please on your confirmation of this message and on indicating your interest, I will furnish you with more information as i get our reply.

kindest regards
Mr Maxwell Moore

 

 

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