I hate spelling errors

and it’s even worse in a business proposition.

 sent from: johnson1978@voila.fr


From: Mr Johnson Johnson. <johnsonjohnson246@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:29 PM
Subject: Honest And Trustworth​y Partner Needed!!!!​!

Dear Friend,

It’s my pleasure to Brief you with this proposal for a financial and business assistance.I know my message will come to you as a surprise.Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference to the transfer of USD$10.5M to your account for onward investment ( Hotel industries and Estate building management,Factory and Textile Productions And Extruction of Raw Materials To finished Product For Useage) or any profitable Oriented business in your country.

I Need you to stand as my foreigh partner for investment in your country and also next of kin to these fund am about to transfer to you if accepted by you to work with me and receive the fund Amounting to $10.5m.

Please reply immediately if you are interested,so that I can give you more information. Be Rest Assure that these fund transfer to your custody is risk free and profit oriented to both of us.

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Regards,
Mr Johnson_Johnson.

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I dont remember seeing Damascus before

What I don’t get is how can I get her son an education when in the first paragraph she told me he died? Do they have special schools for the dead now?

 sent from: mrshalima@rediffmail.com


From: Mrs Halima Sufian Al Alao <mrshalima@sify.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2012 3:24 PM
Subject: Dear Beloved,

Dear Beloved,

I am glad to know you, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid, I am the above named person Mrs Halima Sufian Al Alao, I am from Damascus Syrian Arab Republic, presently seeking asylum in Burkina Faso with my sickness due to Syrian political affairs, Please I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears In my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I want to tell you this because i don’t have any other option than to tell you because I never knew things would turn this way as I was touched to cry out and open up to you. I have been working as Ministry of Economy and Trade for 16years before i became sick and very unwell to continue the work that I started with my beloved husband…I’m married to Dr. Sufian Al Alao, We were married for 31 years with a child of 14years old Son. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When I was the Ministry of Economy and Trade in capital city of Damascus Syrian, I deposited the sum of Eight Million Nine hundred thousand United States dollars (US$8,900,000) in a Bank. Presently, this money is still with the Bank. I made this money available for exportation of cotton, and clothing.
Unfortunately, recently my doctor told me that I would not last for the periods of next few months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to invest in a manufacturing and real estatemanagement industry in your country,for the benefit and education of my son Sufian Jr, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 35% Percent of the total money for your personal use While the remaining 65% for my son who will be staying under your kind custody until he is matured enough to take care of himself. The reason because I grew up as an Orphan and i don’t have anybody as my family member, I am doing this so that God will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank and I will also instruct the bank lawyer to issue you a WILL” that will prove you the present beneficiary of the fund in the bank, which is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein,

Waiting to receive your response very urgentely.

Sincerely
Mrs Halima.

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The new Burkinafaso

I think it might be a new country. I do have to give him credit though for keeping consistency in his emails.

 sent from: saamiomar1999@gmail.com


From: saami omar <saamiomar1999@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:03 PM
Subject: Confidential Business Proposal

Dear Friend,

Confidential Business Proposal

Please this is Important and Very Urgent i Have an Urgent Deal Transaction of $14 million Us Dollars to Transfer to your Nominated Bank Account, I am Mr Saami Omar an Auditor, with Accounting Department,BANK OF AFRICA Here in OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

Aftergoing through Some Old Files in the Bank Records, I Discovered that if I Do not Remmit this Money Out Urgently the Money will go Into Our Bank Treasure as an Abandoned Fund. The Owner of this Account Unfortunately Died in the Plane Crash of Union Transport Africains Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 25,2003.

No Other Person knows about this Account or any thing Concerning it,the Account has No Other Beneficiary as My Investigation Proved to Me as Well that His Company Does not know anything about this Account and the Amount involved is ($14million dollars) Fourteen Million United States American Dollars.

I Want to Transfer the ($14million dollars) Fourteen Million United States American Dollars into a Safe Foreigners Account Abroad, but I Don’t know any Foreigner, I am only Contacting you as a Foreigner because this Money can not be Approved to a Local Bank Account Here in Burkinafaso, but can Only be Approved to any Foreign Account because the Money is in US Dollars and the Former Owner of the account is a Foreigner too.

I know that this Message will Come to you as a Surprise as we Don’t know Our Selves before,but be Rest Assure that this is Life Time Business for Both of Us Even for Our Future Generation to Come,With Believe in God that you will Never Let Me Down in this Business.

You are the Only Person that I have Contacted in this Business, so Please Reply Urgently so that I will inform you the Next Step to Take Urgently, Send Me also your Private Telephone and Fax Number I want Us to Meet Face to Face Here in Burkinafaso to Sign a Binding Agreement to Bind Us Together so that you can Receive this Money into Your Foreign Choosen Account or Any Account of your Choice where the Fund will be Safe.Before I will Fly Down to your Country for Withdrawal and Sharing and Other Investments I am Contacting you because of the Need to Involve a Foreigner with Foreign Bank Account and Foreign Beneficiary.

I Need your Full Co-operation to Make this Work Fine because the Bank of Africa Management Burkinafaso is Ready to Approve this Fund to any Foreigner who has Correct Information about this Account, which I am Promise to Feed you With, if you are Able With Capability to Handle such Amount in Strict Confidence and Trust According to My Instructions and Advice for Our Mutual Benefit,

I Need Truthful Person in this Business because I Don’t Want to Make any Mistake I Need your Strong Assurance and Trust. With My Position Now in the Office the Bank Will Transfer this Money to any Foreign Reliable Account, which you can Provide with Assurance that this Money will be Intact Pending My Physical Arrival in your Country for Sharing and Investing My Own Share in any Profitable Investement you will Direct Into.

I Want to Remaind you that your Share has been Carculated at 35% of the Total Sum. I’am Waiting for your Urgent Reply so that i will Give you More Information about this Deal ( saami_omar1999@yahoo.fr )

With regards,
Mr Saami Omar

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So which am I

A sugar daddy or a sugar baby?

 sent from: <reply@OriginateBuy.com>;


From: MarryMeSugarDaddy <contact@originatebuy.com>
To: undisclosed@yahoo.com
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2012 10:53 AM
Subject: Sugar Daddy & Sugar Baby Dating

 

Sugar Daddy & Sugar Baby Dating ( link leads to: http:// originatebuy .com/341356793101502880311.TFDHG.FR6LI/wxcxe/2386508176 )

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This might get you

If you are completely computer illiterate. It doesn’t even have corporate logos

 

 sent from: reply@SuggestDetect.com; and undisclosed@yahoo.com


From: Norton Anti-Virus Special <contact@SuggestDetect.com>
To: undisclosed@yahoo.com
Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2012 1:37 PM
Subject: Warning- You may not be protected by Norton. Update Now.

 

Warning- You may not be protected by Norton. Update Now.( link leads to:  http :// suggestdetect .com/3402825839415483390965.IXCYG.X1LJP/t4q36/2381686563 )

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You have a lot of typos

If you want to be a businessman, then at least check your spelling.

 

 sent from: mr_philip1970@voila.fr


From: Mr .Philip Armstrong <philiparmstrong1@voila.fr>
To:
Sent: Friday, October 12, 2012 2:01 PM
Subject: Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

 

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Dear Friend,

It’s my pleasure to Brief you with this proposal for a financial and business assistance.I know my message will come to you as a surprise.Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference to the transfer of USD$10.5M to your account for onward investment ( Hotel industries and Estate building management,Factory and Textile Productions And Extruction of Raw Materials To finished Product For Useage) or any profitable Oriented business in your country.

I Need you to stand as my foreigh partner for investment in your country and also next of kin to these fund am about to transfer to you if accepted by you to work with me and receive the fund Amounting to $10.5m.

Please reply immediately if you are interested,so that I can give you more information. Be Rest Assure that these fund transfer to your custody is risk free and profit oriented to both of us.

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Regards,
Mr .Philip Armstrong

 

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nice email name there buddy

 How many names are you going to use in this email?

 sent from: mr.bowfaso@voila.fr


From: Mrfurstinkumar <mrfurstinkumar@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Friday, October 12, 2012 8:41 AM
Subject: Your Gift of Compensation.

Dear Friend,your gift compensation

Compliment of the season I have successfully concluded the transaction. the money has been transferred to China through the assistant of Mr.Pong Eugene, who is a business man base in China. Currently I am in China with him. However, I did not forget you because you are the source of my success.

In appreciate of your assistance I have mapped out a Compensation and wrote on your favour ATM CARD worth of US$ 800.000.00 I left the ATM CARD with my Secretary Mr.Bow Faso, on my departure to China. To receive your ATM CARD,email Mr.Bow Faso and instruct him where to send the ATM CARD worth of US$ 800.000.000 to you.

Pls contact;Mr.Bow Faso on his email address below as he is the person incharge for your ATM CARD.Email: mr.bowfaso voila.fr

Post Office Burkina Faso
Name: Mr.Bow Faso

Mr Majikar Furstin kumar

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Started with 672 emails

Today I logged into my email account and found 672 unread emails, I then sorted them by sender and subject line so I could eliminate duplicates. I am now down to 606 unread emails, not too bad on the duplicates. Scanning through them I seem to have a LOT Of dating websites taking an interest in me, only from looking at their subjects I can’t tell if they think I am male, female, black, white or maybe Christian? They are all over the board. I also have a lot of emails that look like they are foreign, unfortunately I can’t read them so they will just go straight to trash and you will never hav ethe opportunity to see them.

Now on to the show.

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Now these are the tricky ones

If you don’t know computers you could get caught with this email:

sent from: Yahoo! <pchampion@shaw.ca>;


From: Yahoo! <pchampion@shaw.ca>
To:
Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2012 9:03 AM
Subject: Verify Account

 

To avoid being shut down, Please log on yahoo.com/verify to update your account.

Thank you for helping us serve you better

NEVER click on a link in an email, navigate to the home page yourself. Also if you do think that you need to click on something, do yourself the favor and hover your mouse over the link for a few seconds, the lower left corner of your browser should show you the address where the link will take you. In this case it tried to take me to http:// www. dentonkukahiko.com/ /verify-account/ which as you can tell has NOTHING to do with Yahoo!. Another good hint about an emaisl validity is the icons in the email itself, a company such as Yahoo, will always have their logo in the email…this email didn’t have one.

Just do yourselves a big favor and always look twice at your email.s

 

A lame one from Burkina Faso

I hate this type of spam, they didn’t even put any effort into it.

Sent from: ruth_y1@qq.com

From: ruth_y2@qq.com

 


From: Ruth Yoda <ruth_y2@qq.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 8:06 PM
Subject: Re:Very Urgent!!!

Greetings from BURKINA FASO:
Let me start by introduce myself,I am Mrs Ruth Yoda, BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER (Bank of Africa) Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.I am writting you this letter based on the latest development at our bank which I will like to bring to your personal edification.($12,250million transfer claims).This is a legitimate transaction and I agreed to offer you 30% of this money as my foreign partner after confirmation of the fund in your bank account,If you are interested,get back to me.

Yours faithful,
Mrs Ruth Yoda.

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