Spam from a fan #1

I have so much spam that I am almost a year behind going through it all so I apologize to everyone that sends stuff my way, it takes me a while to get to it, but I do eventually get there.

I got several Spams from my friend Boban and it’s a new one for me. I don’t think I have gotten hiring Spam before.

2012/10/9 chevron nigeria <chevroncarree@hotmail.com>

CHEVRON RECRUITMENT 2012

ATTN: SIR

CHEVRON NIGERIA LIMITED

You are here by notified that your qualifications and experiences
were found suitable for the
requirements of Chevron Nigeria Limited.
For verification and screening you are to submit your most recent
resume through our e-mail…….

info.recruitment@chevroncarreer.com

And also indicate your present and expected salary.

Faithfully,
Chevron Recruitment Unit.

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Hey! It’s a new one

or at least a new war, it is still a banking manager in Burkina Faso though, so it’s not totally new.

 sent from: rostetia@o2.pl


From: teresa paulo <rosrostia1@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 5:20 AM
Subject: indicate your interest in this proposal

Greetings from Dr.

Dear friend, I am DR. ROSETERESA PAULO THE MANAGER, AUDIT AND ACCOUNTING IN Burkina Faso .

I know my message will come to you as a surprise. Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you, I hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring sum of (USD $13.500, 000.00) into your account within 10 to 14 banking days. This requires a private arrangement; the details of the transaction will be furnished to you if you indicate your interest in this proposal.

This money has been dormant for years in the bank without claim, I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person (owner of the account) who died along with his entire family during the Iraq war in 2006

I don’t want the money to go into our bank treasurer account as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why i contact you so that the bank will release the money to you as the next of kin to the death customer and we share the money together. Please i would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you full details on how the business project will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum.

Kindly fill this information’s requested below in returns then i will give you more details with application form for the claim.

Your full name: —
Your Country: —
Phone Number: —
Your Age and occupation: —

I expect your urgent response if you agree to handle this project.

Best regard.

Dr.ROSETERESA PAULO.

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I wish I knew what the grant was for

 I wonder if Hilton knows that their email is being used for this spam

sent from: Steven.Harrison2@hilton.com; grant@undp.org


From: Steven Harrison <Steven.Harrison2@hilton.com>
To: “grant@undp.org” <grant@undp.org>
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 6:06 AM
Subject: UNDP Grant Award Notification

You have been awarded a Grant sum of $1 Million USD from the United Nations with Qualification numbers (UNF/FBF-826-1619 G-924-94). For Claims Procedure Forward this email to the Secretary General Mr. Ban Ki-Moon on E-mail: bankimoon543@yahoo.co.uk

This transmission is not a digital or electronic signature and cannot be used to form, document, or authenticate a contract. Hilton and its affiliates accept no liability arising in connection with this transmission.Copyright 2012 Hilton Worldwide Proprietary and Confidential

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Spam quality is dropping

I went through 45 emails and only three were worth worth publishing, it’s almost a waste of my time these days. It looks like I might have to start publishing some of these get rich quick scams that keep coming into my email just so I have something to publish in here.  The names on the emails are different, but everything else is staying the same. Burkina Faso, UK lottery, Cinderella stories and coupes…there is nothing new. Lets see if I have better luck next week.

 

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A 26 year old girl from Liberia

wants to make me a business deal….but she can’t even type. Strangely it appears that her father died in the U.S. and she seems to be seeking refuge in my favorite place Burkina Faso.

 sent from: meetgfthanson@sify.com


From: MISS GIFT HANSON <meetgifthanson@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 12:03 PM
Subject: I NEED YOUR URGENT HELP

Hello Dearest One,

How are you today, Please accept my sincere apologises if my email does not meet your business or personal ethics, I really like to have a good relationship with you, and I havea special reason why I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here.

Please I write not only to introduce myselfto you, but also tender a joint investment business proposal for your considerations and acceptance. I know that receipt of my communication shall be a great surprise to you considering the fact that we did not know each other or had any business negotiations before now,

I however, pray your respected self not to allow the above unnatural abnormalities to influence your decision to accept my genuine proposal and intentions which undoubtedly would be of immense mutual benefits to both of us. I pledge to you forurgent and dedicated attention which this issue deserves.

I deemit necessary to introduce myself in detail for you and the need foryour assistance to claim and invest my inheritance for me, I am Miss. Gift Thomas D. Voer Hanson, 26years old girl from Liberia, the onlydaughter of Late National Bank of Liberia Governor, Thomas Hanson whodied on June 8, 2009 at the Delaware County Memorial Hospital in UpperDarby from a massive stroke. Meanwhile he had earlier undergone a kidney transplant in april 2009 at the university hospital ofpennsylvania in philadelphia.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father’s treasury and properties fromme since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.

Meanwhile Iwanted to escape to the Europe but they hide away my internationalpassport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily they did not discover where I kept my Father’s File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presentlyseeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou Republic of Burkina Faso. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investmentassistance in your country.

My father secretly deposited the sumof US$3,628, 000.00 in one of the prime bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary information of the deposit on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund in your country. As you will also help me in an investment, and I will like to complete my studies, as I was in the school in Monrovia-Liberia, before the death of my father.

It is my intention to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is thereason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications shouldbe through this email address only for confidential purposes. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

I am staying at the female hostel. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please I advice you not to disclose it to a thirdparty till I come over, once the fund has been transferred into your account. I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification, then send in your questions.I will try to scan my picture to send in my next mail.

Thanks as I hope to receive from you soon.

Yours Sincerely
Miss Gift Thomas D. Voer Hanson

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There are an awful lot of poor/rich widows sending me requests

 sent from: madamalimataraja@sify.com


From: Madam Alimata Raja <madamalimataraja@sify.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 6:30 PM
Subject: Dearest One,

Dearest One,

I am Madam Alimata Raja I am a widow being that I lost my husband,my husband Late Mr Raja Sule was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death. He was assassinated by the rebels following the political uprising, before his death he made a deposit of Six Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars ($6,500,000.00USD) here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso in one of the Security Company,he intended to buy a Cocoa processing Machine with the fund.I want you to help me for us to retreive this fund and transfer it to your account in your country or any safer place as you will be the beneficiary and recipient of the fund which we will use for joint investment in your country.I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only Daughter Linda Raja ,indicate your interest by replying urgently
Thanks and best regards .
Madam Alimata Raja

 

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Is Malaysia the new Africa?

It would appear there is a new country in the running.

 

 


From: Jessica Philip <jesyphil4@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:48 AM
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL DEAL

 

GREETINGS.

This mail might come to you as a surprise but please consider it as a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility. My name is Jessica Philip. I am from United Kingdom but I live in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, I am a single mother with one kid, my husband is no more alive, He died since the year 2008 after two months we had our only son, I am the personal account officer to the late great Indonesian man, the diseased customer who has an account in one of our bank here in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. The fund has been lying in a suspense account without anybody coming to put claim over the money since the death of the account owner who was a victim of December 26, 2004 Tsunami in Indonesia

My reason of contacting you is to assist me transfer the fund ($ 10,600.000 USD) Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand United State Dollars from a Cooperate Bank here in Malaysia to your overseas account. First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential. I am sure and have confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude. I solicit your assistance to enable us transfer the said amount into your safe account for onward investment.

You can either provide us with an existing account or to setup a new Bank account immediately to receive this money, even an empty account can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in you and believing that you will never let me down either now or in future because this business is my life. The owner of this account is an Indonesian and no other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary, As a matter of fact; I have decided to transfer this fund abroad for investment and mutual benefit since I am the personal accountant to the deceased.

I am only contacted you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a person here, but it can only be approved to any foreigner who has the correct information of the account, at the conclusion of the transfer you will take 40%, and the remaining 60% will be for me. As soon as I hear from you and upon your strong assurance that you will not let me down once the fund go into your account I will then send you the more details about the transaction immediately for more understanding.
If you are interested, please forward the following information as below:

{1} Your Name……………………..

{2} your Telephone No…………………

{3} Your Occupation…………………

{4} Your Country of Origin…………………

{5}Your Age…………………

Reply to this email address;

Best Regards
Mrs. Jessica Philip
The Auditing And Accounting Manager
Alliance Bank Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

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