FedEx Courier Service

good email here, they actually expect me to fall for it with no logos and no FedEX links? Come on do you really think I am that stupid? FedEX (and most other companies) will ALWAYS include links and logos because they want you to buy things.

 sent from: fedex.couriercompany@aol.com


From: FedEx Courier Service <johsepk@live.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:36 AM
Subject: Hello……

Dear Customer!

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote its content to you via email for privacy reasons.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $250,000.00USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are Shippable. The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in Nigeria West Africa We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Orderand COD MODE is not operational.

What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for Immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address; you will have to pay the sum of $162USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirm your information, it will take only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it’s designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid for by your colleague before your package was registered. Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. Kindly, note that your colleague did not leave us !
!with any further information. We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the Expiry date of your package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the
details given below:

FedEx Online Delivery Post
Contact Person: Young Lytle
Email: fedex.couriercompany@aim.com
Telephone: +234-8168636735

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given
above. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone
numbers.

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
MOBILE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:

Kindly complete the above form and summit it to the delivery manager on: fedex.couriercompany@aim.com

As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fee. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $162USD, they will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attached letter to your residence. It usually takes 24 hours being an overnight delivery service.

Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he hasn’t fixed his phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the receiver?s column as the recipient of the foremost package.

Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful
reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Jane Betty Blaire.
FedEx Team Management.
All rights reserved. © 1995-2012

 

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I hate spelling errors

and it’s even worse in a business proposition.

 sent from: johnson1978@voila.fr


From: Mr Johnson Johnson. <johnsonjohnson246@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:29 PM
Subject: Honest And Trustworth​y Partner Needed!!!!​!

Dear Friend,

It’s my pleasure to Brief you with this proposal for a financial and business assistance.I know my message will come to you as a surprise.Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference to the transfer of USD$10.5M to your account for onward investment ( Hotel industries and Estate building management,Factory and Textile Productions And Extruction of Raw Materials To finished Product For Useage) or any profitable Oriented business in your country.

I Need you to stand as my foreigh partner for investment in your country and also next of kin to these fund am about to transfer to you if accepted by you to work with me and receive the fund Amounting to $10.5m.

Please reply immediately if you are interested,so that I can give you more information. Be Rest Assure that these fund transfer to your custody is risk free and profit oriented to both of us.

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Regards,
Mr Johnson_Johnson.

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So which am I

A sugar daddy or a sugar baby?

 sent from: <reply@OriginateBuy.com>;


From: MarryMeSugarDaddy <contact@originatebuy.com>
To: undisclosed@yahoo.com
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2012 10:53 AM
Subject: Sugar Daddy & Sugar Baby Dating

 

Sugar Daddy & Sugar Baby Dating ( link leads to: http:// originatebuy .com/341356793101502880311.TFDHG.FR6LI/wxcxe/2386508176 )

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This might get you

If you are completely computer illiterate. It doesn’t even have corporate logos

 

 sent from: reply@SuggestDetect.com; and undisclosed@yahoo.com


From: Norton Anti-Virus Special <contact@SuggestDetect.com>
To: undisclosed@yahoo.com
Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2012 1:37 PM
Subject: Warning- You may not be protected by Norton. Update Now.

 

Warning- You may not be protected by Norton. Update Now.( link leads to:  http :// suggestdetect .com/3402825839415483390965.IXCYG.X1LJP/t4q36/2381686563 )

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Now these are the tricky ones

If you don’t know computers you could get caught with this email:

sent from: Yahoo! <pchampion@shaw.ca>;


From: Yahoo! <pchampion@shaw.ca>
To:
Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2012 9:03 AM
Subject: Verify Account

 

To avoid being shut down, Please log on yahoo.com/verify to update your account.

Thank you for helping us serve you better

NEVER click on a link in an email, navigate to the home page yourself. Also if you do think that you need to click on something, do yourself the favor and hover your mouse over the link for a few seconds, the lower left corner of your browser should show you the address where the link will take you. In this case it tried to take me to http:// www. dentonkukahiko.com/ /verify-account/ which as you can tell has NOTHING to do with Yahoo!. Another good hint about an emaisl validity is the icons in the email itself, a company such as Yahoo, will always have their logo in the email…this email didn’t have one.

Just do yourselves a big favor and always look twice at your email.s

 

Orphan Homes again

I admit that I haven’t seen this one in a while, but they still need to work on their grammar.

 sent from: mrsharriestparnell@gmail.com


From: Mrs Harrista Parnell
To: acarvelli@rocketmail.com
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2012 6:45 AM
Subject: CONTRACT TO BUILD ORPHAN HOMES///////////////

Dear Elect I am happy to know you, but God  knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this  point in time so do not be afraid. i saw your e-mail through my research. i am writing this  mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart, my name is Mrs Harriet Parnell .And am contacting you because i don’t have any other option than to  tell you as i was touched to open up to you, i am married to Mr Bright Parnell who worked with Switzerland embassy in Malaysia for ten years before he died in the year 2008.we were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief  illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death i decided not to remarry again, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of us$ 5.5m(Five Million Five hundred thousand dollars)in a Bank in Kuala Lumpur the capital city of Malaysia in Asia presently this money is still in Bank. He made this money available for exportation of gold from Malaysia mining.Recently, my doctor told me that i would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. Whoever that wants to serve god must serve him in spirit and truth because God is the most high; please always be prayerful all through your life.The one that disturbs me most is my cancer sickness. Having known my condition i decided to hand you over this money and the gold to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way i am going to instruct herein. i want you to take 40 percent of the total money for your personal use while 60% of the money will go to charity” people in the street and helping the orphanage. I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good not even good at all because they are the one that responsible for the death of my late husband in other to have all my late husband properties and i don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by those that conspired for his death. i grew up as an orphan and i don’t have anybody as my family member, just to endeavor that the name of god is maintained… am doing this so that god will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much. As soon as i receive your reply i shall give you the contact of the bank in Malaysia and i will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as i stated herein.Also i want you to go to the bank manager one on one to meet them for the claim because i don’t need any delay; if you are ready to claim the fund i need you to go and see with your eyes. Hoping to receive your reply.Sincerely Mrs Harriet Parnell

 

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