Have to love it when they cross companies

This is a Microsoft award issued out of England, yet Microsoft is American Based. Even stranger is that they are using a Japanese based Yahoo email address. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s starting to resemble military intelligence at work here.

Sent from: microsoft8342@yahoo.co.jp
The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United Kingdom September 2012. These Draws are commemorative and as such special. Please be informed by this winning notification, to file your claims, you are to make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you through the process to facilitate the release of your prize. To file for your claim Please Contact your fiduciary agent (Mrs. Jessica Owen) through the information below.
 
Mrs. Jessica Owen.
Microsoft Windows Promotion
Email: microsoft8341@yahoo.co.jp
MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT (UK).
 
You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent with the following details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications: Your Name (in Full), Country (include your full residential address), Tel Number: Mobile Number: Age, Ticket Numbers, Batch Number, Serial Number, Lucky Numbers as indicated in this winning Notification and Phone numbers. You have to specify the mode of receiving your funds, either by Bank Telegraphic Transfer or Courier Delivery of your winning funds. Thank you for being part of this promotional award program.
 
Our special thanks and gratitude to Mr. Steve Ballmer, Bill Gates and their associates. We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune. Thank you for being part of our commemorative year Anniversary Draws.
 
Sincerely,
Dr. Steve Jordan
Microsoft Promotion Team.
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Confidentiality Notice: This e-mail message, including any attachments, is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and contains confidential and privileged information. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure, or distribution is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply e-mail and destroy all copies of the original message.
 

 

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I have a company now

and I need a loan for that company NOT. I have enough trouble making my own mortgage payment, why would I get a loan for a company I don’t have from a company I have never heard of?

 

 Sent from: Marie Ward loans@foresterbusinesslending.com


From: Marie Ward <loans@foresterbusinesslending.com>
To: Acarvelli <acarvelli@rocketmail.com>
Sent: Saturday, November 3, 2012 7:06 PM
Subject: Funding your Business

 

Dear Acarvelli,

I am writing to arrange a little time to speak with you because it appears to be your company might meet the requirements for additional funding provided by our firm Forester Lending. Specifically, I would like to get in touch with you because my firm specializes in providing Merchant Cash Advance and business loans to entrepreneurs to help them start, build, and grow their organizations.

 

• No Upfront Fees

• 90% Approval Rate in 24 Hours

• No Collateral Needed (your business or personal assets are safe)

• When approved, Funding is usually provided in 1 week

• We fund all types of companies, but we have almost a 100% approval rate if your organization processes credit cards.

 

To see how much funding your business qualifies for see our website @ http://foresterlending.com/business-cash-advance/.

Our application process is streamlined and easy-you’ll typically know how much you qualify for within a day, and receive the money in as little as a week.

Finally, we have currently funded over 50,000 business loans to help business owners like you grow their companies and achieve their goals.

Please let me know a DATE and TIME that works for you, for a quick call to discuss the details.  My office phone number is listed below if you have questions you can reach me at 877-720-8462.

 

 

Marie Ward

Loans when you need it.

Office (877) 720-8462

3470 East Coast Ave STE 2310, Miami FL 33137

 

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Some strange email marketing scam?

Not sure what this one wants

 sent form: <thesmtp2012@gmail.com>;


From: Wasif Ahmad <thesmtp2012@gmail.com>
To: acarvelli@rocketmail.com
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:55 PM
Subject: It’s Important

Hi,Look, you opened my email and I am sure sending emails work great.I am sorry to bother you if this email is against your interest but Ipromise I won’t email you again if I don’t hear back from you. I amhere with an offer. Does sending emails to 1 million targeted people


sound good to you? You can market your product/service to the peoplereal quick and believe me email marketing works great. This email isa proof. You can just reply to this email and I can get you the bestsolution.Looking forward to hear back from your side.

Regards,

Wasif Ahmad

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FedEx Courier Service

good email here, they actually expect me to fall for it with no logos and no FedEX links? Come on do you really think I am that stupid? FedEX (and most other companies) will ALWAYS include links and logos because they want you to buy things.

 sent from: fedex.couriercompany@aol.com


From: FedEx Courier Service <johsepk@live.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:36 AM
Subject: Hello……

Dear Customer!

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote its content to you via email for privacy reasons.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $250,000.00USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are Shippable. The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3) months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in Nigeria West Africa We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Orderand COD MODE is not operational.

What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for Immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address; you will have to pay the sum of $162USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirm your information, it will take only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it’s designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid for by your colleague before your package was registered. Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. Kindly, note that your colleague did not leave us !
!with any further information. We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the Expiry date of your package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the
details given below:

FedEx Online Delivery Post
Contact Person: Young Lytle
Email: fedex.couriercompany@aim.com
Telephone: +234-8168636735

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given
above. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone
numbers.

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
MOBILE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:

Kindly complete the above form and summit it to the delivery manager on: fedex.couriercompany@aim.com

As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fee. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $162USD, they will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attached letter to your residence. It usually takes 24 hours being an overnight delivery service.

Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he hasn’t fixed his phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the receiver?s column as the recipient of the foremost package.

Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful
reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Jane Betty Blaire.
FedEx Team Management.
All rights reserved. © 1995-2012

 

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I hate spelling errors

and it’s even worse in a business proposition.

 sent from: johnson1978@voila.fr


From: Mr Johnson Johnson. <johnsonjohnson246@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:29 PM
Subject: Honest And Trustworth​y Partner Needed!!!!​!

Dear Friend,

It’s my pleasure to Brief you with this proposal for a financial and business assistance.I know my message will come to you as a surprise.Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference to the transfer of USD$10.5M to your account for onward investment ( Hotel industries and Estate building management,Factory and Textile Productions And Extruction of Raw Materials To finished Product For Useage) or any profitable Oriented business in your country.

I Need you to stand as my foreigh partner for investment in your country and also next of kin to these fund am about to transfer to you if accepted by you to work with me and receive the fund Amounting to $10.5m.

Please reply immediately if you are interested,so that I can give you more information. Be Rest Assure that these fund transfer to your custody is risk free and profit oriented to both of us.

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Regards,
Mr Johnson_Johnson.

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The new Burkinafaso

I think it might be a new country. I do have to give him credit though for keeping consistency in his emails.

 sent from: saamiomar1999@gmail.com


From: saami omar <saamiomar1999@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2012 1:03 PM
Subject: Confidential Business Proposal

Dear Friend,

Confidential Business Proposal

Please this is Important and Very Urgent i Have an Urgent Deal Transaction of $14 million Us Dollars to Transfer to your Nominated Bank Account, I am Mr Saami Omar an Auditor, with Accounting Department,BANK OF AFRICA Here in OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

Aftergoing through Some Old Files in the Bank Records, I Discovered that if I Do not Remmit this Money Out Urgently the Money will go Into Our Bank Treasure as an Abandoned Fund. The Owner of this Account Unfortunately Died in the Plane Crash of Union Transport Africains Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 25,2003.

No Other Person knows about this Account or any thing Concerning it,the Account has No Other Beneficiary as My Investigation Proved to Me as Well that His Company Does not know anything about this Account and the Amount involved is ($14million dollars) Fourteen Million United States American Dollars.

I Want to Transfer the ($14million dollars) Fourteen Million United States American Dollars into a Safe Foreigners Account Abroad, but I Don’t know any Foreigner, I am only Contacting you as a Foreigner because this Money can not be Approved to a Local Bank Account Here in Burkinafaso, but can Only be Approved to any Foreign Account because the Money is in US Dollars and the Former Owner of the account is a Foreigner too.

I know that this Message will Come to you as a Surprise as we Don’t know Our Selves before,but be Rest Assure that this is Life Time Business for Both of Us Even for Our Future Generation to Come,With Believe in God that you will Never Let Me Down in this Business.

You are the Only Person that I have Contacted in this Business, so Please Reply Urgently so that I will inform you the Next Step to Take Urgently, Send Me also your Private Telephone and Fax Number I want Us to Meet Face to Face Here in Burkinafaso to Sign a Binding Agreement to Bind Us Together so that you can Receive this Money into Your Foreign Choosen Account or Any Account of your Choice where the Fund will be Safe.Before I will Fly Down to your Country for Withdrawal and Sharing and Other Investments I am Contacting you because of the Need to Involve a Foreigner with Foreign Bank Account and Foreign Beneficiary.

I Need your Full Co-operation to Make this Work Fine because the Bank of Africa Management Burkinafaso is Ready to Approve this Fund to any Foreigner who has Correct Information about this Account, which I am Promise to Feed you With, if you are Able With Capability to Handle such Amount in Strict Confidence and Trust According to My Instructions and Advice for Our Mutual Benefit,

I Need Truthful Person in this Business because I Don’t Want to Make any Mistake I Need your Strong Assurance and Trust. With My Position Now in the Office the Bank Will Transfer this Money to any Foreign Reliable Account, which you can Provide with Assurance that this Money will be Intact Pending My Physical Arrival in your Country for Sharing and Investing My Own Share in any Profitable Investement you will Direct Into.

I Want to Remaind you that your Share has been Carculated at 35% of the Total Sum. I’am Waiting for your Urgent Reply so that i will Give you More Information about this Deal ( saami_omar1999@yahoo.fr )

With regards,
Mr Saami Omar

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More Investment opportunities

Sent From: george_santana@voila.fr

From: mrgeorgesantana2020@gmail.com


From: Mr George Santana. <mrgeorgesantana2020@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 2:13 PM
Subject: Reply Me.

 

Dear Friend,

It’s my pleasure to Brief you with this proposal for a financial and business assistance.I know my message will come to you as a surprise.Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference to the transfer of USD$10.5M to your account for onward investment ( Hotel industries and Estate building management,Factory and Textile Productions And Extruction of Raw Materials To finished Product For Useage) or any profitable Oriented business in your country.

I Need you to stand as my foreigh partner for investment in your country and also next of kin to these fund am about to transfer to you if accepted by you to work with me and receive the fund Amounting to $10.5m.

Please reply immediately if you are interested,so that I can give you more information. Be Rest Assure that these fund transfer to your custody is risk free and profit oriented to both of us.

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Regards,
Mr George Santana.

 

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