Thank you

This one was sent over by Andrew S.

I think you would enjoy a chuckle over this variation on the ovarian cancer scam.

This “Dieing Sister” of mine has a whole 4.5 Euros to provide for an orphanage.
I feel so Beloved.

-Andrew


Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2012 00:26:31 +0100
From: mrs.hisham_latifa@yahoo.com
Subject: My Beloved!
To:

My Beloved!

Peace be Upon You

I am glad to know you, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid.

I am Mrs Hisham Latifa, and i have been suffering from ovarian cancer disease and the doctor says that i have just short time to leave. I am from (Paris) France but based in Africa Burkina Faso since eight years ago as a business woman dealing with gold exportation.

Now that i am about to end the race like this, without any family members and no child. I have $3 Million US DOLLARS in Africa Development Bank (ADB) Burkina Faso which i instructed the bank to give (St Andrews Missionary Home) in Burkina Faso. But my mind is not at rest because i am writing this letter now through the help of my computer beside my sick bed.

I also have (€4.5 Euros) at United Global Security Company (UGSC) here in Burkina Faso and i instructed the Company to release the boxe to the first foreigner that will apply to the Company after i have gone that they should release the boxe to him/her, but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the money and give 50% to the orphanages home in your country for my heart to rest with GOD.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Company in Burkina Faso if you can do this kindly return back to me immediately before death cross my way so that i will send to you a copy of my international passport which you will show to the Company to make the Company know that i instructed you to contact them for the release of my fund to you, so that you can fulfill my dream of building an orphanage home in your country,If you are interested to help kindly respond back to me.

Yours Dieing Sister
Mrs Hisham Latifa.

 

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It seems to be a family affair

I previously had one of these from Zenab Justin Yak. If their fathers names weren’t slightly different I would think that these two were twins…maybe their fathers were?

 sent from: msyakmariam@yahoo.com.hk


From: Ms Mariam Justin Yak <mariamjustyak04@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 12:29 AM
Subject: Dear Beloved

 

Dear Beloved,

Let me first introduce myself to you, I am a citizen of Sudan but currently staying in Burkina Faso. My name is Miss Mariam Justin Yak, 24years old originated from Sudan. I got your E-mail address/profile through my internet search from your country national chamber of commerce when I was searching for a good and trust worthy person who will be my friend and I believe that it is better we get to know each other better and trust each other because I believe any good relationship will only last if it is built on truth and real love.

My father Dr. Justin Arrobe Yak was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization. My father Dr. Justin Arrobe Yak and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials had been on board when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008. You can read more about the crash through the below site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7380412.stm

After the burial of my father, my uncles conspired and sold my father’s properties to a Chinese Expatriate and live nothing for me.

On a faithful morning, I opened my father’s briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself.

On my arrival, the Branch manager of the Bank whom I met in person told me that my father’s instruction to the bank was the money is release to me only when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me.

More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle has threatened to assassinate me. The amount is $8.4 Million and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso. You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies.

It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to yourself.

Sincerely yours,
Miss Mariam Justin Yak

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I dont remember seeing Damascus before

What I don’t get is how can I get her son an education when in the first paragraph she told me he died? Do they have special schools for the dead now?

 sent from: mrshalima@rediffmail.com


From: Mrs Halima Sufian Al Alao <mrshalima@sify.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2012 3:24 PM
Subject: Dear Beloved,

Dear Beloved,

I am glad to know you, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid, I am the above named person Mrs Halima Sufian Al Alao, I am from Damascus Syrian Arab Republic, presently seeking asylum in Burkina Faso with my sickness due to Syrian political affairs, Please I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears In my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I want to tell you this because i don’t have any other option than to tell you because I never knew things would turn this way as I was touched to cry out and open up to you. I have been working as Ministry of Economy and Trade for 16years before i became sick and very unwell to continue the work that I started with my beloved husband…I’m married to Dr. Sufian Al Alao, We were married for 31 years with a child of 14years old Son. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When I was the Ministry of Economy and Trade in capital city of Damascus Syrian, I deposited the sum of Eight Million Nine hundred thousand United States dollars (US$8,900,000) in a Bank. Presently, this money is still with the Bank. I made this money available for exportation of cotton, and clothing.
Unfortunately, recently my doctor told me that I would not last for the periods of next few months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to invest in a manufacturing and real estatemanagement industry in your country,for the benefit and education of my son Sufian Jr, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 35% Percent of the total money for your personal use While the remaining 65% for my son who will be staying under your kind custody until he is matured enough to take care of himself. The reason because I grew up as an Orphan and i don’t have anybody as my family member, I am doing this so that God will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank and I will also instruct the bank lawyer to issue you a WILL” that will prove you the present beneficiary of the fund in the bank, which is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein,

Waiting to receive your response very urgentely.

Sincerely
Mrs Halima.

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A lame one from Burkina Faso

I hate this type of spam, they didn’t even put any effort into it.

Sent from: ruth_y1@qq.com

From: ruth_y2@qq.com

 


From: Ruth Yoda <ruth_y2@qq.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 8:06 PM
Subject: Re:Very Urgent!!!

Greetings from BURKINA FASO:
Let me start by introduce myself,I am Mrs Ruth Yoda, BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER (Bank of Africa) Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.I am writting you this letter based on the latest development at our bank which I will like to bring to your personal edification.($12,250million transfer claims).This is a legitimate transaction and I agreed to offer you 30% of this money as my foreign partner after confirmation of the fund in your bank account,If you are interested,get back to me.

Yours faithful,
Mrs Ruth Yoda.

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I didn’t respond

…so she thought she would try me again

 sent from: jamalabanraisa@gmail.com


From: Mrs.Raisa Aban Jamal <raisaaban.lamal@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 4:30 AM
Subject:

 

Dear Beloved One, I sent you this email about two weeks ago and i got no response, so I am constrained to contact you again via the internet which has been severely abused by fraudsters over the years. My late husband was an oil-servicing equipment merchant, from Libya before his death, and presently I am diagnosed with chronic esophageal cancer in July 2011. My name is Mrs.Raisa Aban Jamal. Please do not think of this letter as one of those being sent around to ask for money later on. In the past one year I have been donating my money, to charity organizations in Malaysia, and India. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked two members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money to charity organizations in Indonesia and Southern Sudan, but they kept the money to themselves. So, if family can do that, why not trust a total stranger. I have one last bulk sum, totaling twenty million dollars $20m that I have with a finance security company in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I need you to retrieve this deposit and distribute it to charity organizations to help earthquake and flood victims in Haiti, Japan, and AIDS/HIV orphans around the world. I have set aside 10% for your time and service. I do not need this money anymore as I have a short time to live. Please reply after reading this mail to enable me release the contact of my lawyer to you who knows about the fund, and have every document intact with him. My lawyer will direct you on how to go about things to ensure the fund is released to you Regards, Mrs.Raisa Aban Jamal

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Spam quality is dropping

I went through 45 emails and only three were worth worth publishing, it’s almost a waste of my time these days. It looks like I might have to start publishing some of these get rich quick scams that keep coming into my email just so I have something to publish in here.  The names on the emails are different, but everything else is staying the same. Burkina Faso, UK lottery, Cinderella stories and coupes…there is nothing new. Lets see if I have better luck next week.

 

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I’m not even sure that I understand this one

 

 sent from: mr.bowfaso@voila.fr


From: Mrfurstinkumar <mrfurstinkumar@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Monday, October 1, 2012 1:23 AM
Subject: Your Gift of Compensation.

 

Dear Friend,your gift compensation

Compliment of the season I have successfully concluded the transaction. the money has been transferred to China through the assistant of Mr.Pong Eugene, who is a business man base in China. Currently I am in China with him. However, I did not forget you because you are the source of my success.

In appreciate of your assistance I have mapped out a Compensation and wrote on your favour ATM CARD worth of US$ 800.000.00 I left the ATM CARD with my Secretary Mr.Bow Faso, on my departure to China. To receive your ATM CARD,email Mr.Bow Faso and instruct him where to send the ATM CARD worth of US$ 800.000.000 to you.

Pls contact;Mr.Bow Faso on his email address below as he is the person incharge for your ATM CARD.Email: mr.bowfaso voila.fr

Post Office Burkina Faso
Name: Mr.Bow Faso

Mr Majikar Furstin kumar

 

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