Now Royalty writes to me

I feel so special

Hvornår:tirsdag den 24. juli 2012
22:30 – 23:30 (GMT+00:00)
Fra:princessbea40@ymail.com
Meddelelse:My Dear Respectful Sir/Madam,

Good day and Compliments,

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and you would never regret this.

I am a female student from University of Burkina Faso, Ouagadougou. I am 23 years old. I like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death.

I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know my entire fathers wealth. He left the sum of USD$4.5 dollars (Four Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars)in a financial security company .This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum development company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.

I dont know how and what I will do to invest this money some where in abroad, so that my fathers kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.

Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the financial security company to your bank account that is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 30% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.

If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me, please, note that this transaction is 100% legal and risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible.

Yours sincerely,
Princess Bea (ms).
I EXPECT YOUR SINCERE REPLY VIA MY PRIVATE E-MAIL:

PRINCESS.BEA.MUNGO@GMAIL.COM

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The last African Banker…

 

you will see, unless they give me something more original. I am sick of these


From: Nadel Halioua <iamgood@voila.fr>
To:
Sent: Friday, July 20, 2012 11:53 PM
Subject: kindly get back to me if Interested.

 

Dear Friend.

Greetings to you and your family, I am the manager of bill and exchange in THE BANK, I have a business of 5.5 Million United State Dollars to be transfer to your account for investment in your country, if you are ready to assist me get back to me, I will give you full details on how the fund will be transfer to you.

Be rest assured that everything will be handled confidentially because, this is a great opportunity we cannot afford to miss, as it will make our family profit a lot.

It has been 6 years go, that most of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers.
Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa were gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent.

The Political advisers always inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the fund worth five million five hundred united state dollars I told you about and I am aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the accounts used for such transfers of fund at that particle time were closed after transfer.

I am the account officer to most of the politicians and when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to ask me for the money was too much for them to control, as I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert five point five Millions Dollars ($5.5M) which is in an escrow transit account belonging to no one in the bank, and now my bank is very anxious to know the real beneficiary of the funds is for they have made a lot of profits with the fund.

It has been more than five years ago and most of the politicians are no longer in power again and they don’t use our bank to transfer funds overseas anymore since their tenure had expired.

The $5.5 Million United State Dollars has been lying in the bank as unclaimed fund and i will soon retire from the bank immediately the fund is transfer into your account over there.

Immediately the fund has been successfully transfer into your account i will come to your country for the sharing of the fund, the fund will be shared 50% for me and 40% for you, and the other 10% for the orphanages home and poor with less-privilege people.

Please know that there is no one that is going to question you about the fund if you will comply with me and follow my instruction which will help us a lot to achieve this goal for everything is well secured.

Please indicate your interest in this transaction by replying back and if you are not interested do not waste your time to reply kindly delete my message from your box ok.

Waiting to hear from you soon.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs Nadel Halioua.

 

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And the Spam keep coming in…

 From: Mustapha Ali

To: . <.@yahoo.com>
Sent: Monday, May 28, 2012 11:27 PM
Subject: URGENT FROM DR.MUSTAPHA ALI.
I am Dr.Mustapha Ali working with INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA(IBA/BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso . I want to inquire from you if you can handle this transaction for mutual benefits/life opportunity for you and me.The transaction is about seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin/ beneficiary To our late customer over his fund US$15.5Million dollars.
He died with his family during their vacation journey. I am waiting for your response for more details. The fund is going to be share at the ratio of 50/50.Get back to me with your phone number for details.
Dr.Mustapha Ali

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Another dishonest bank employee

 This one couldn’t even include a name to address it to and he liked me so much he sent it twice.


From: Danladi Yousuf
To: .Dear <.Dear@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, May 4, 2012 7:31 PM
Subject: I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY.

 

Dear,
I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise, I got your contact address from the computerized search. My name is Mr Danladi Yousuf, I am the Bill and Exchange (assistant) Manager of Bank of Africa Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of eleven million five hundred thousand United State of American dollars (11.5MILLION USA DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer Mr Kurt Kuhle from Alexandra Egypt who died along with his family in Siber airline that crashed into sea at Isreal on 4th October 2001.
Since I got information about his death I have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don’t want the money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
Am contacting you because our deceased customer is a foreigner and a Burkinabe can not stand as a next of kin to foreign customer. The banking guidelines stipulate that the fund should be transferred into the bank treasury after 10 years if nobody is coming for the claim. I have agreed that 33% of this money will be for you as foreign partner in respect to the provision of your account for the transfer, 2% will be set aside for expenses that might occurred during the business and 65% would be for me, after which I shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage as indicated.
Please I would like you to keep this transaction confidential and as a top secret as you may wish to know that I am a bank official.
Yours sincerely,
Mr Danladi Yousuf.
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Deceased Client Scam

 Here is an old favorite. The lawyer contacting me so they can scam a bank
—–Original Message—–
From: Joseph Onalia
Sent: Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:51 PM Subject: Direct Msg To You….
I am Joseph Onalia, an Attorney by profession from Republic of Togo, Senior Advocate of Togo, (S.A.T).
It might interest you to know that I have a deceased client that bears the same surname with you.
Mr A I. came to Togo in 1988 and was working with Shell Development company, Lome Togo.
In 1996 Before his death, I assisted him in making a 15years fixed deposit worth $9.5M which has now Matured to USD$21M payment by the financial institution.
The bank has notified me to provide the next of kin or have the account Confiscated within the next 60 official working days.
I am contacting you for two reasons. Firstly, you both have the same last name, which makes the claim most credible. Secondly, I strongly believe that the financial firm does not deserve to inherit the funds.With your permission, I wish to  proceed to establish you as the next of kin/Beneficiary to my late client.
Do not be afraid as I am his representative attorney and stand the capability to provide all the necessary paperwork to back up this claim until the funds are released to you, We will split.
As it is currently valued at US$21M USD. I intend to split the total US$21M USD with you equaly 50%/50%, after deducting any expenses that comes up during the process of this transaction and thereafter i shall invest my own share in real estate business in your country. Let’s work this out for I have all the documents to prove you as the heir to my deceased client.  If this is against your principles, I do humbly apologize and please do keep very secret.
Kindly get back to me with your;
Full name…………………
Age……………..
Country……………………
Telephone number……………….
Profession……………………
I look forward to hearing from you if you are ready to proceed on this transaction.
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