I hate spelling errors

and it’s even worse in a business proposition.

 sent from: johnson1978@voila.fr


From: Mr Johnson Johnson. <johnsonjohnson246@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:29 PM
Subject: Honest And Trustworth​y Partner Needed!!!!​!

Dear Friend,

It’s my pleasure to Brief you with this proposal for a financial and business assistance.I know my message will come to you as a surprise.Don’t worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference to the transfer of USD$10.5M to your account for onward investment ( Hotel industries and Estate building management,Factory and Textile Productions And Extruction of Raw Materials To finished Product For Useage) or any profitable Oriented business in your country.

I Need you to stand as my foreigh partner for investment in your country and also next of kin to these fund am about to transfer to you if accepted by you to work with me and receive the fund Amounting to $10.5m.

Please reply immediately if you are interested,so that I can give you more information. Be Rest Assure that these fund transfer to your custody is risk free and profit oriented to both of us.

Your prompt co-operation will be higly welcomed.

Regards,
Mr Johnson_Johnson.

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The last African Banker…

 

you will see, unless they give me something more original. I am sick of these


From: Nadel Halioua <iamgood@voila.fr>
To:
Sent: Friday, July 20, 2012 11:53 PM
Subject: kindly get back to me if Interested.

 

Dear Friend.

Greetings to you and your family, I am the manager of bill and exchange in THE BANK, I have a business of 5.5 Million United State Dollars to be transfer to your account for investment in your country, if you are ready to assist me get back to me, I will give you full details on how the fund will be transfer to you.

Be rest assured that everything will be handled confidentially because, this is a great opportunity we cannot afford to miss, as it will make our family profit a lot.

It has been 6 years go, that most of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers.
Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa were gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent.

The Political advisers always inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the fund worth five million five hundred united state dollars I told you about and I am aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the accounts used for such transfers of fund at that particle time were closed after transfer.

I am the account officer to most of the politicians and when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to ask me for the money was too much for them to control, as I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert five point five Millions Dollars ($5.5M) which is in an escrow transit account belonging to no one in the bank, and now my bank is very anxious to know the real beneficiary of the funds is for they have made a lot of profits with the fund.

It has been more than five years ago and most of the politicians are no longer in power again and they don’t use our bank to transfer funds overseas anymore since their tenure had expired.

The $5.5 Million United State Dollars has been lying in the bank as unclaimed fund and i will soon retire from the bank immediately the fund is transfer into your account over there.

Immediately the fund has been successfully transfer into your account i will come to your country for the sharing of the fund, the fund will be shared 50% for me and 40% for you, and the other 10% for the orphanages home and poor with less-privilege people.

Please know that there is no one that is going to question you about the fund if you will comply with me and follow my instruction which will help us a lot to achieve this goal for everything is well secured.

Please indicate your interest in this transaction by replying back and if you are not interested do not waste your time to reply kindly delete my message from your box ok.

Waiting to hear from you soon.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs Nadel Halioua.

 

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A generic bank this time

 


From: Brice <axel_brice@voila.fr>
To: axel_brice@voila.fr
Sent: Saturday, July 14, 2012 9:03 AM
Subject: Benefiting message

Dear friend 

I am Mr.Axel Brice I am the auditing manager of one the international bank here in my country. Although the world is very small place and hard place to meet people because you don’t know who to trust or believe, but I have developed my trust to you to confide this confidential business proposal.

 

3 years ago,that most of the African Politicians used our bank to launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers, Base on the fact that fund been deposited in our bank was much for the Politicians to control, as they are transferring the fund to overseas, i was able to divert ($15.2M) to an escrow account that belong to unknown person.

 

I will give you full details of this transaction as soon as you confirm your readiness to assist me transfer the fund into your account.

 

Thanks

 

Mr. Axel Brice

 

 

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My dear friend from THE BANK

not just any bank, but THE BANK


From: Nadel Halioua <iamgood@voila.fr>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, June 26, 2012 11:00 AM
Subject: Kindly get back to me if Interested.

 

Dear Friend.

Greetings to you and your family, I am the manager of bill and exchange in THE BANK, I have a business of 5.5 Million United State Dollars to be transfer to your account for investment in your country, if you are ready to assist me get back to me, I will give you full details on how the fund will be transfer to you.

Be rest assured that everything will be handled confidentially because, this is a great opportunity we cannot afford to miss, as it will make our family profit a lot.

It has been 6 years go, that most of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers.

Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa were gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent.

The Political advisers always inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the fund worth five million five hundred united state dollars I told you about and I am aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the accounts used for such transfers of fund at that particle time were closed after transfer.

I am the account officer to most of the politicians and when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to ask me for the money was too much for them to control, as I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert five point five Millions Dollars ($5.5M) which is in an escrow transit account belonging to no one in the bank, and now my bank is very anxious to know the real beneficiary of the funds is for they have made a lot of profits with the fund.

It has been more than five years ago and most of the politicians are no longer in power again and they don’t use our bank to transfer funds overseas anymore since their tenure had expired.

The $5.5 Million United State Dollars has been lying in the bank as unclaimed fund and i will soon retire from the bank immediately the fund is transfer into your account over there.

Immediately the fund has been successfully transfer into your account i will come to your country for the sharing of the fund, the fund will be shared 50% for me and 40% for you, and the other 10% for the orphanages home and poor with less-privilege people.

Please know that there is no one that is going to question you about the fund if you will comply with me and follow my instruction which will help us a lot to achieve this goal for everything is well secured.

Please indicate your interest in this transaction by replying back and if you are not interested do not waste your time to reply kindly delete my message from your box ok.

Waiting to hear from you soon.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs Nadel Halioua.

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another business partner

From: Mr Ben Zuma
To:
Sent: Friday, June 8, 2012 9:30 AM
Subject: REMITTANCE OF $12.5 MILLION US DOLLARS

Dear Friend,My name is Mr.Ben Zuma, I am the manager foreign remittance department of Bank in Burkina Faso West Africa. I have a business proposal in the tune of ($12.5 Million United States Dollar only) after the successful transfer;We shall share the fund in ratio of 40% for you and 50% for me,while 10% will be mapped out for any expenses we may incurre in this transaction if any.Please if you are interested,So we can commence all arrangements,And I will Give you more information on how we would handle This project. Please treat this business with utmost Confidentiality and send me the Following information’s below to enable us commence immediately:(1) Full names……………………. …………(2) Private phone number………………..(3) Current residential address…………(4) Occupation……………….. ……………..(5) Age and Sex……………………… ……..Best Regards,Mr.Ben Zuma

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