Its not Africa

but it’s still a rich widow of an oil baron dying of cancer, Can we have something new?

 


From: Carlow Charles <comunicacao@detran.ma.gov.br>
To:
Sent: Saturday, August 18, 2012 6:33 PM
Subject: Re


My Name is Mrs. Carlow Charles, My late husband Dr. Yuri Petrov who was an Oil Merchant and international businessman deposited the sum of Eighteen Million United States Dollars with a Bank here in England Uk. whose name is witheld Until we open up communication, this money is still with the Bank till date.Due to my ill health, my Doctor told me that i may not last for the next Couple Of Months due to My cancer problem. the one that disturbs me most is my inability to move Around and Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to to you as my next of kin for charity work.contact my lawyer, Mr. Garry Moore Email: barrgarrymoore@yahoo.co.uk

 

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Was this one even worth the effort?

They put absolutely no effort into this email. They didn’t even copy and paste one of the common sob stories, just asked me a simple question. My question to them however is…how do I become next of kin for someone of no relation? Do they adopt me posthumously?

 


From: Garry Moore <comunicacao@detran.ma.gov.br>
To:
Sent: Saturday, August 11, 2012 6:24 AM
Subject: Attn

— Reply if you are interested in becoming a next of kin to my client, Mrs. Carlow Charles so that i can give you more information

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I’m a sucker for the evil step mother story

Maybe it’s the fairy tales I grew up with?

 


From: Cynthia Musa Jammeh <cynthiamusa01@sify.com>
To:
Sent: Friday, July 27, 2012 7:10 AM
Subject: Hello Dearest One

 

Hello Dearest One,

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect trust and humanity, I know this mail will come to you as a surprise since we haven’t known or come across each other before considering the fact that I sourced your email contact through the Internet in search of trusted person who can assist me.

I am Cynthia Musa Jammeh 24 years old female from the Republic of Gambia, the Daughter of Late Major Musa Jammeh. My late father was Principal Protection Officer to President Yahya Jammeh. He died on the 19 Nov 2007 at the Royal Victoria Teaching Hospital following an illness at Sukuta Village, Kombo North. You can read more about my father in the link below.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father’s treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s File which contained important documents. Now I am presently staying in the Mission Refugee camp in Burkina Faso. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 7.5 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.

Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. As you indicated your interest to help me I will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through email for confidential purposes.

Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. I will give you details in my next mail after receiving your acceptance mail to help me.

Yours sincerely
Miss Cynthia Musa Jammeh

 

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And why can’t her daughter inherit it?

 


From: Mrs.Jenny Bashir <jenny_bashir01@rocketmail.com>
To: acarvelli@rocketmail.com
Sent: Monday, July 23, 2012 6:44 PM
Subject: Awaiting Your Response……

Dear One,I am Mrs.Jenny Bashir a patience suffering from a long time cancer of breast and with a lonely daughter of 11 years. I need you to help me inherit my properties to take care of my only daughter. Get Back to me for more details.Mrs.Jenny Bashir

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Two Snow Whites in the Same day


From: Mirinda <mirinda.prezx3@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Friday, July 20, 2012 8:14 AM
Subject: My Dear,

 

My Dear,

I know that we haven’t known or come across each other before considering the fact that I sourced your email contact through the internet in search of trusted person who can assist me urgently and save my life.

My name is Mirinda Prez John 24 years old female from the Republic of Kenya, the daughter of Late Mr Prez John. My late father was a Kenyan lawyer and human rights activist who was the Chief Executive Officer and Communications and Advocacy Officer of the Oscar Foundation Free Legal Aid Clinic Kenya (OFFLACK). My Father was brutally shot dead on Thursday 5Th March 2009 after a government spokesman accused their group of aiding a criminal gang. What led to the cold blood killing is still unclear but I know that my father life was the target. You can read more about my father in the bbc link below. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/792787 3.stm

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father’s treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s File which contained important documents. Now I am presently staying in the Mission in Burkina Faso. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 5.7 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin.
I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf.I had wan ted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.

Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. As you indicated your interest to help me I will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 40% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. I will give you details in my next mail after receiving your acceptance mail to help me.

Yours s incerely,
Miss Mirinda Prez John.

 

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I think I’m going to stop publishing africa for a while

 

Afterall, their bankers are corrupt and just keep changing names, nothing original to read what so ever.

 

 


From: Sani Mustapha <sani_mustapha8@y7mail.com>
To:
Sent: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 11:50 AM
Subject: Mr Sani,

 

Dear friend,


I am indeed glad to be in contact with you even though this medium of communication (internet) has been grossly abused by some people making it difficult for other once with genuine struggle to correspond and exchange views without skepticism.

I am Mr. Sani Mustapha. Currently the Audit and Account Unit Manager in (BOA) Bank  Of Africa Burkina-Faso (Ouagadougou) West Africa, my aim of contacting you is to collaborate with me to transfer the sum of ($18.5 Million Dollars) into your personal or Company bank account in your country of origin for investment purpose.

I am going to invest this money in your country through your assistance and help, whereby you will be my Investment & deputy/assistant director.

Please if you are interested and ready to receive the money into your bank account i will send you the details of the fund and when replying i want you to tell me the type of investment that will be encourage for both of us to invest so that we can talk about the conditions.

Please endeavor to include your full names and address, private phone and fax number for easy communication.

Finally keep our dealings very private and confidential as i wait your urgent response.

1) Your full names…………………….
2) Your age…………………………………
3) Your full address…………………………
3) Your marital status………
4) Your occupation/Profession………………

5)Your company name……………………
6) Your direct telephone number……..
7) Your fax number……………………………
8) Your country of origin ……………………….
9) Your present location/country………………
10 Your religion…………………………..

Thanks,
Yours sincerely
Mr. Sani Mustapha

 

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I love good grammar and spelling…

 

I wish some of these emails would use it…


From: Cindy Kipkalya <cyndykip@sify.com>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 8:30 AM
Subject: Hello Dearest One,

Hello Dearest One,

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart.With due respect trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation,My name is Cindy Kipkalya Kones, 24yrs old female and I held from Kenya in East Africa.

My father was the former Kenya road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong’a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June,2008. You can read more about the crash through the below:

site:http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html

After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father’s property to an Italian Expert rate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father’s briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I traveled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father’s instruction to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust.

But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. Mores, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother have threaten to assassinate me. The amount is( $6.8USD )Million United State Dollars, and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso on my arrival.

You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self for now unstill the bank will transfer the fund. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am afraid of my waked stepmother who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone ,I thank God Today that am out from my country (KENYA) but now In (Burkina Faso) where my father deposited these money with my name as the next of Kin.I have the documents for the claims.

Yours Sincerely,
Miss Cindy Kipkalya Kones

 

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Now I have the United Nations offering me money


From: UNITED NATIONS <unitednationsfoundations@undp.org>
To:
Sent: Sunday, July 15, 2012 11:35 AM
Subject: Dear Beneficiary

 

 

–UNDP Foundation Grant.

You have been awarded a Grant Sum of US$1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars) from the United Nations Development programme (UNDP) with Qualification numbers (UNF/FBF-826-1619 G-924-94).

You are to Forward this email to the UN Secretary General for claims procedure.
Mr. Ban Ki-moon
E-mail: bankimoon345@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +447011136144

You might receive this message in your spam or junk folder depends on your web host.

On behalf of the Board,
Yours faithfully,
United Nations Foundation UK.

 

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ooooh I found that rich man!!

 


From: Nikolay Sintsov <nikolaysintsov54@gmail.com>
To: acarvelli@rocketmail.com
Sent: Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:07 PM
Subject: BUSINESS PROPOSAL, READ AND REPLY.

Good day,

I am Nikolay Sintsov, personal assistant to Mikhail Khodorkovsky, once rated as the richest man in Russia and owner of YUKOS OIL (Russian largest oil company),chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (a well reputable financial institution with its branches all over the world).

SOURCE OF FUNDS:

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$40.5M, which I seek you to accommodate for me. You will be rewarded with 40% of the total sum for your partnership. Can you handle this? As his personal assistant, I was authorized to transfer money of an American oil merchant for his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

The funds have since left the shores of America to a European private financial institution where the final crediting is to be carried out. While I was on the process, my boss got arrested for his involvement in politics by financing the leading and opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor Yavlinsky), which posed as a threat to President Vladimir Putin‘s second Tenure as Russian president. Since then, I have placed on hold all transactions concerning this amount. You can catch more of the story on this website:

http://www.yukos.com
http://news.ft.com/cms/4bb9612a-d254-11d8-b661-00000e2511c8.html
http://www.hoovers.com/yukos/–ID__53700–/free-co-factsheet.xhtml
http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

YOUR ROLE:

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the above mentioned sum and I will re-profile the funds with your data, which will enable the financial firm transfer the sum to you. I have decided to use this sum to relocate to the American continent and never to be connected to any of Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates, presently I am in London, for a hideout,

The transaction has to be concluded as soon and as I confirm your readiness to proceed with me, I will provide you with details.

Thank you very much.

Regards,
Nikolay Sintsov.

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