Can we be Friends?

NO really, I WANT to be your friend

 sent from: joydioma04@yahoo.in


From: joy dioma <web232123407632032@att.net>
To:
Sent: Sunday, September 2, 2012 11:11 AM
Subject: HI DEAR

 

Dear Compliments to you and i hope you are doing great. Please Can we be friends? I am looking for a true and sincere friend for relationship. I will tell you more about me when i get a reply from you ok. Regard joy

 

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Post #2 from reader Wahab

Thank you for sending them over. This is in French, my French hasn’t been used in years but I will tell all of you that this is a pick-up line. Wahab has a hot 29-year-old marketing consultant named Monique hitting on them.

—– Mail transféré —–
De :millot.monique@ymail.com” <millot.monique@ymail.com>
À :
Envoyé le : Jeudi 30 août 2012 0h17
Objet : J’aimerai correspondre avec toi

 

Bonjour
Mon nom est Monique Millot  je suis de nationalité Française, j’ai
29 ans, célibataire , je vie a Londres  ,
Hétérosexuel, (152cm), 107lbs (51kg)  Chrétienne
de religion. je suis consultante en marketing à GWM et coordinatrice
IFRTD, spécialisé dans le domaine du Développement et le commerce
International. Mon style de corps est de poids moyen et je suis
physiquement active, je ne fume et ne bois jamais.
Mon père et ma mère sont toujours vivants. Mon père a 55 ans,et ma
mère à 50; Mon frère aîné est âgé de 33 ans . Le but de mon message
est de correspondre avec vous, dans l’espoir de tisser une relation
sérieuse et sincère pouvant aboutir a une rencontre.

En attend de te lire très bientôt
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I Have a Whole Series from Reader Wahab

Here is #1 from Wahab – Thank you very much for sending your spam over.

—– Mail transféré —–
De : Re majer <web11.112@att.net>
À :
Envoyé le : Samedi 1 septembre 2012 2h56
Objet : HELLO DEAR?

 

HELLO DEAR? Am miss Rebeca,interested in you,And wish to have you as my friend, for friend is all about Respect, Admiration and love passion, and sharing of ideas, i intend to send my picture for you, if you reply me. thanks from Rebeca.

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huh?

I don’t even understand the purpose behind this one, and remember I leave them in the format I receive them. Maybe he was trying for a Haiku?

 Address sent from: hassana552@hotmail.com


From: hassana <umarr_y@yahoo.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2012 4:49 AM
Subject: Hello

Am Hassana,
i have
something to
tell you
contact me
back ok

 

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I’ve been invited to a chat site

I can’t wait to join Africa‘s  chat site


From: Tuonane <admin@tuonane.com>
To: acarvelli@rocketmail.com
Sent: Saturday, August 25, 2012 1:16 AM
Subject: Khadijat invites you to Tuonane – Africa chat/social site

 


Khadijat Saleem wants to connect with you on Africa’s chat site at www.tuonane.com. Accept the Invitation or Check her out?
Go to www.tuonane.com
     


Khadijat Saleem

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TUONANE, 163 Rand Way, Johannesburg, SA
+978342225

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Different name, same lazy email

They aren’t even putting effort into their spam

 


From: saidur rahman <saidur2007885@gmail.com>
To:
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2012 6:56 PM
Subject: Hello

Hello
Compliment of the day to you.( Mr.Saidur rahman ), I am sending this brief letter to solicit your partnership to transfer $10.5million US Dollars. I shall send you more information and procedures when I receive a positive response from you through my private email address ( saidur@mynet.com).
Very truly yours,
Mr.Saidur rahman
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Another friend

Who found me by looking at my email profile..might work…if I had one.

 


From: hp majer <web0087878@att.net>
To:
Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:31 AM
Subject: HELLO FRIEND

Hello good Day my friend ! How are you doing today i,hope every thing is fine,? if so thanks be to God almighty who made it so ,My name is Happiness i am a girl. I saw your profile address in this page so I decided to extend my greetings to you. Right now I can’t really say what prompted my drive to write you, but I do have the mind that you could be a nice person. I have an interest to meet people from out side my continent to be friends. It is my Believe that there are nice people out there who can appreciate the value of friendship,.so i will like you to mail me back to my email address(happens_u@yahoo.com.ph) so that i will give you my pictures,have a nice day and remain Blessed. Regards, Happiness

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