I couldn’t resist

I had to respond to the spam I posted yesterday. I gave myself a title of Managing Director of TGSP (The Great Spam Project), after all, I can have any title I want…this my project.

 


From: A Carvelli <acarvelli@rocketmail.com>
To: “allenwood8@yahoo.com” <rita@conceito.com.pt>; “undisclosed-recipients@yahoo.com” <undisclosed-recipients@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2013 10:19 AM
Subject: Re: Please Quote.

 

Dear sir, if you are still interested in my product please see the below information;
1. Prices FOB – $1 per unit
2. Payment termspayment must be rendered prior to delivery for all new customers,
3. Delivery Period – 24- 48 hours
5. Specified delivery date assuming from the Date of Order.-
24- 48 hours
If you order now we have a special offer for every dozen units purchased you will receive a bakers dozen, 1 free unit per 12 purchased. Purchase 100 units and receive 10 free units.
Thank you for considering doing business with us.
If you have any further question, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Sincerely;
A. Carvelli
Managing Director of TGSP
acarvelli@rocketmail.com

From: “allenwood8@yahoo.com” <rita@conceito.com.pt>
To: undisclosed-recipients@yahoo.com
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2012 1:31 PM
Subject: Please Quote.

 

Dear,
 
 
Having gone through your listed products, we offer great interest to do a purchase agreement with your company. Please get back to us with the following information
 
Please Quote.
 
1. Prices FOB
2. Payment terms
3. Delivery Period
5. Specified delivery date assuming from the Date of Order.
Please your quick reply will be highly appreciated
 
PLEASE SEND COPY TO THIS EMAIL   frontdet@yahoo.com
  
 
Regards,
Purchasing Operations Manager.
Don’t forget to keep sending me your spam at acarvelli@rocketmail.com

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